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Maggie’s Labor pains.

desertrat1979

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Feb 20, 2006
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A woman was in horrible pains while giving birth to their child. In the middle of all her profanity directed at her husband he interrupts her to say....."Dont blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass...but nooooo, that might hurt."
 
Re: Labor pains.

Hehe...
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Re: Labor pains.

maybe more women should remember what pain lasts longer, hours and hours of labor, or just a shorter amount of time at the brown spot.
 
Re: Labor pains.

The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good!
 
Re: Labor pains.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good! </div></div>

said his boyfriend.....

oh, SNAP!
 
Re: Labor pains.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good!</div></div>

too much detail bro, you sure you on the right forum it is spelled N_A_M_B_L_A
 
Re: Labor pains.

No actually it was from your mom!!!!! OH SNAP!!!! I told my wife that joke, for some reason she didn't find it that funny!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wil</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Oneshotman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only safe sex is anal sex............spend some time at the balloon knot and it will do you some good! </div></div>

said his boyfriend.....

oh, SNAP! </div></div>
 
Re: Labor pains.

You mean like

Yo momma is so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Rocky Road
Yo momma is so nasty she walked by a toilet and it flushed itself
Yo momma is so nasty she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon
Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road the other day and when I asked why she said she was moving
Yo momma is so fat when she hauled ass it took her three trips........

like that