As some of you may know I spend a lot of time away from home due to my career field so quality family time is something we strive for when I get home. With the holiday arriving the step daughter is home from college as well as myself. Last night I fried up a bunch of fish, fries and made a bowel of slaw and the three of us were sitting down at the same table for the first time since last summer. We were enjoying some casual conversation and good food when the daughter chimes in with a question.
Her question was:
If two people were having sex and the house started burning down, which MAN makes it out first? The wife and I look at each other dumb founded wondering what the hell our perfect daughter will answer with because she has asked about two men engaged in sex and she is now two semesters into college and don't ask don't tell and all of that crap. So I roll my shoulders and say I have no idea.
She jumps right in with " The guy on the bottom gets out first because he already had his shit packed".
I was on the floor laughing so hard I didn't even notice the wife had fainted. I guess the expense of college isn't so bad after all.
Her question was:
If two people were having sex and the house started burning down, which MAN makes it out first? The wife and I look at each other dumb founded wondering what the hell our perfect daughter will answer with because she has asked about two men engaged in sex and she is now two semesters into college and don't ask don't tell and all of that crap. So I roll my shoulders and say I have no idea.
She jumps right in with " The guy on the bottom gets out first because he already had his shit packed".
I was on the floor laughing so hard I didn't even notice the wife had fainted. I guess the expense of college isn't so bad after all.
