Maggie’s Lol- things you don't say to your wife
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My wife was thinking about breast implants. I said "Honey, you don't need implants. Just wipe toilet paper between your tits twice a day and they will grow." She said "Really, that will work?" I said "Definitely, just look what it did for your ass." My doctor said that I should regain my ability to walk in 2-3 months.
