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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

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nypost.com

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.
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"Mon Dieu! I slipped and fell on zee shell!"

This is a good "hey honey, check this out" item. The womenfolk always appreciate a true connoisseur of worldly events.

Disturbing X-ray pic slideshow top of article at link. Probably not a good screensaver for work
 
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Theres one of a uy who sits on a big glass jar and it breaks inside him. He bleeds like a stuck hog.
 
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Maggot said:
Theres one of a uy who sits on a big glass jar and it breaks inside him. He bleeds like a stuck hog.
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One of the most disturbing things I've seen...........someone do........to themselves.
Seriously foul.....you can't unsee that shit!!
 
"We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework." That's some pretty good management talk for describing this particular event.
 
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I dated an ER nurse about 25 years ago and the things she told me that came into the county hospital ER on a weekend to weekend basis were not too far of a stretch from ER episodes. This story takes the cake, but object removal was a regular 'what is it NOW' comment amongst the staff.
 
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Many years working in a busy trauma center.

Seen the glass items that resulted in a colostomy. Some temporary. Some permanent.
Here comes the Philadelphia Sidecar….
(Yer gonna need to look that up!)

And yes, had a patient not that long ago from one of those with a bowel perf and emergency surgery.

Nothing like jokes for years after seeing a very pious ER doc with his entire hand up a dude’s butt to retrieve a vibrator or dildo.
Rarely can the ER safely give enough meds in the ER to relax them enough. Usually a quick OR trip, general, and its easy.
 
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My Great-Grandma used to work in a hospital as a CNA (I think) and one of her stories about a guy with a light bulb up his ass was a classic she told the whole family many times and would always have us all laughing. If she was still alive today and cared about the internet, she'd have a field day with this thread!
 
Everyone's reaction when scrolling down and reading the thread title.

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powdahound76 said:
Many years working in a busy trauma center.

Seen the glass items that resulted in a colostomy. Some temporary. Some permanent.
Here comes the Philadelphia Sidecar….
(Yer gonna need to look that up!)

And yes, had a patient not that long ago from one of those with a bowel perf and emergency surgery.

Nothing like jokes for years after seeing a very pious ER doc with his entire hand up a dude’s butt to retrieve a vibrator or dildo.
Rarely can the ER safely give enough meds in the ER to relax them enough. Usually a quick OR trip, general, and its easy.
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You are a sick fuck................
LOL

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Yep.

Burp a fart from one and clear the room.

If I had one, I would do it in places full of libs all the friggin time. 🤣
 
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Attach one of these to the shell, attach a length of wire, run the wire out the door. Clear the room, pull the wire and let nature run it's course.
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