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Maggie’s Mangled Spanglish

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  • Nov 29, 2005
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    >> The teacher told Pepito to use certain English words in a
    sentence.

    > Here are Pepito's replies:

    >

    > Cheese - Rosa likes me, but cheese fat.

    > Mushroom - When all my family get in the car, there's not
    mushroom.

    > Shoulder - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't
    know how

    > to read so I shoulder.

    > Texas - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
    where

    I'm

    at!

    > Herpes - Me and my fren ordered pizza, I got mine piece and
    she got

    herpes.

    > July - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
    Julyer!

    > Rectum - I had two cars but my wife rectum!

    > Chicken - I was going to go to the store with my wife but
    chicken go

    herself .

    > Wheelchair - We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry,

    wheelchair.

    > Chicken Wing - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    > Harassment - My wife caught me in bed with another women and
    I told

    > her honey harassment nothing to me.

    > Bishop - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the
    bishop.

    > Body wash - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

    > Brief - Rosa fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not
    brief.
     
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