Marvelous Mexican MRE Mule Mounted Merchandise Mimick Mukbang

[Veer_G]

It's a damned Mexican restaurant in a, a ... shit, it looks like a two-kilo bundle. Of course it would.

 

[ArmyJerry]

These fucking illegals and their supporters in DC have crossed the goddamn line now.

 

[Ravenworks]

Wonder if it gives you the shit's like gas station burritos?
BTW, my rations came in a can with a John Wayne

 

[Veer_G]

Get through the video and you find out that they piggyback on US ration contracts. In other words, no, they don't eat that well.

 

[Loonhunter]

When he pulled that first inner pouch out I thought for sure it was a piñata.

 

[Inifinty]

"of course" card eh? ?

Goose Gander much? ?

Edit: I truly am joking.. just saw an opening to rib ya.

 

[Alphatreedog]

If thes MREs come over the border do they get free money , healthcare and education ? I mean of course in return for their vote .

 

[Snipe260]

Wonder if it gives you the shit's like gas station burritos?
BTW, my rations came in a can with a John Wayne

Eat that and ur guaranteed to shit like a tied coon!

 

[armorpl8chikn]

"Messican miralax in mylar"

 

[Veer_G]

"Messican miralax in mylar"

That's not too shabby at all.

Watch your shit "run for the border."

 

[cornhusker86]

Where's the crayon's?

 

[Veer_G]

Where's the crayon's?

Ain't got no crayons. They got "crayones."

 

[clcustom1911]

INSTANT HORCHATA!!! WTF!!!

 

[clcustom1911]

BTW, your thread title alliteration articulation absolutely astonished.

 

[Veer_G]

INSTANT HORCHATA!!! WTF!!!

Yeah. I've tried the Klass horchata. It's shit. Their agua fresca mixes aren't too bad though.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

That's not too shabby at all.

Watch your shit "run for the border."

"Tired of that bloated feeling?"
"Tired of those "ton of bricks" US issue MREs."
"Then it's time you made a run for the border, by ordering your very own case of genuine Mexican Army issued MRE meals."
"They are deeelicious! Nutritious! And they'll knock the shit out of Superman!"