Merry XMAS Squirrel Mafia, LOL

[Lowlight]

You guys are Nutz

All that and a Bag of Dicks !

I am pretty surprised I never received a bag of dicks sooner, I have to admit, it's my first time, do you use them all at once or do you rotate via the colors ?

You're squirrel Mascot arrived too

 

[Maggot]

Can we get those as SH swag with the logo?

Asking for a friend.

 

[lariat]

What are you going to do with all those dicks? At some point in the distant future someone is going to go through all the stuff you leave behind. Squirrels, fruitcake and dicks with assorted ammo.

Meh, that will probably be normal by then...

 

[Lowlight]

I was ask the same thing here,

what are you gonna do with that stuff, no as amused as I was, lol

maybe the old folks home can use a bag of dicks to go with the fruit cake

 

[Lapuapalooza]

There may or may not have been a discussion about them being awards in your 2021 classes...

 

[Mike Casselton]

You could get yourself a can/golf ball launcher and turn them into weaponized...
Uh, nevermind.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Get a Dildo launching shoulder cannon and use it on anyone you see coming to class with an IOR scope?

 

[Bryan W M]

Make a bipod out of two and see if anyone notices .

 

[Threadcutter308]

Get a Dildo launching shoulder cannon and use it on anyone you see coming to class with an IOR scope?

Or Harris bipods......

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Are they Mil or MOA?

 

[Not a Sniper]

I was ask the same thing here,

what are you gonna do with that stuff, no as amused as I was, lol

maybe the old folks home can use a bag of dicks to go with the fruit cake

If'n you want the old folks to appreciate them, you gotta go Gummy:

https://bagofdicks.com/

I have a buddy who sends these to our old boss, annually, on the day he was laid off. Just sayin'.

 

[Lowlight]

pretty sure these are not edible,

you can try sucking on one, see if they are, but I would rather leave them wrapped

 

[lash]

Dose skwerl guys are crazy, at least that’s what I herd.

That is pretty funny though!

 

[Not a Sniper]

pretty sure these are not edible,

you can try sucking on one, see if they are, but I would rather leave them wrapped

Was pointing to a link for the Gummies. Yours-I'd leave wrapped too.

 

[Steel head]

Get a Dildo launching shoulder cannon and use it on anyone you see coming to class with an IOR scope?

 

[10ring'r]

What are you going to do with all those dicks? At some point in the distant future someone is going to go through all the stuff you leave behind. Squirrels, fruitcake and dicks with assorted ammo.

Meh, that will probably be normal by then...

I think he should stick them in rock outcroppings, at designated yardages and see if he can shoot the heads of them dicks, off. Mac

 

[Lowlight]

I can donate them to a woman's shelter ... or is that considered bad taste ?

 

[pmclaine]

Still available?

 

[Steel head]

I can donate them to a woman's shelter ... or is that considered bad taste ?

Or the DNC?

 

[Steel head]

You can use them as trophies for special students.

 

[Lowlight]

we rarely have those guys in class,

Maybe 1 every 10 or even 20 classes

 

[Maggot]

And I actually hang out with you lunatics...

 

[Maggot]

we rarely have those guys in class,

Maybe 1 every 10 or even 20 classes

Im signing up...

 

[Not a Sniper]

we rarely have those guys in class,

Maybe 1 every 10 or even 20 classes

Carrying those around on the range COULD be used as motivators.

Also, just saying.

 

[myronman3]

I can donate them to a woman's shelter ... or is that considered bad taste ?

depends on which hole they’ve been in.

it’s like the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer.....

taste.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

What's going on here?

 

[Steel head]

 

[uffduh]

A bit awkward when it came to form 1. Had no clue what to put for LOA

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Something is afoot...



sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

You guys are Nutz

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All that and a Bag of Dicks !

I am pretty surprised I never received a bag of dicks sooner, I have to admit, it's my first time, do you use them all at once or do you rotate via the colors ?

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You're squirrel Mascot arrived too

We need a picture of you posing with your trophies. Something like this one.

 

[Maggot]

Something is afoot...



sirhr

IMHO one of the great movies of all time. More great quotes than you can shake a bag of dicks at.

 

[lash]

You could get yourself a can/golf ball launcher and turn them into weaponized...
Uh, nevermind.

Get a Dildo launching shoulder cannon and use it on anyone you see coming to class with an IOR scope?

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I’m trying to decide if I should be concerned that so many people have dildo launching devices. On the one hand I’m all about freedom to do whatever flips your wig, but on the other hand I’m a little worried...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

We need a picture of you posing with your trophies. Something like this one.

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Please God no... not another one.

Please?

Sirhr

 

[Steel head]

We need a picture of you posing with your trophies. Something like this one.

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He looks so happy in that pic!

 

[Threadcutter308]

He looks so happy in that pic!

Almost Gay....

(someone had to do it).

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Wait....um...we sent Frank a bag of dicks?
I had nothing to do with that....

 

[uffduh]

This dildo launching thing, I tried it, but the 40mm tube was a bit tight when I put my likeness in the breech. Anyone have a 110 I could try?

 

[Steel head]

Frank got organic armor plate and California crayons.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Wait....um...we sent Frank a bag of dicks?
I had nothing to do with that....
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wussy

 

[Steel head]

wussy

He’s just pulling a joe Biden.

 

[Maggot]

He’s just pulling a joe Biden.

Com'on man.

 

[deersniper]

we rarely have those guys in class,

Maybe 1 every 10 or even 20 classes

Wait till you hit PA

 

[myronman3]

Wait till you hit PA

the Pennsylvania penis pullers...gotta watch out for ‘em

 

[lash]

Wait till you hit PA

As long as there’s only one class in PA out of twenty, he’s still okay...

 

[Steel head]

Frank can make Best SH member of the year or month awards with them.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Almost Gay....

(someone had to do it).

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Sirhr

 

[Threadcutter308]

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Sirhr

I meant “Happy”......You knew that

 

[Lapuapalooza]

I’m trying to decide if I should be concerned that so many people have dildo launching devices. On the one hand I’m all about freedom to do whatever flips your wig, but on the other hand I’m a little worried...

I wouldn’t too much there Mr. Larue, if they were serious about it they would bore them out and install a coil spring in them. That way they wouldn’t need to chase them down, they’d just bounce right back. Kind of like an adult boomerang toy.

 

[Maggot]

Frank can make Best SH member of the year or month awards with them.
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With accolades for actions above and beyond the call of duty.

The "Purple Bow" for taking one for the team.

 

[zeroz]

I can donate them to a woman's shelter ... or is that considered bad taste ?

Not if you send them with Grape jelly.