Maggie’s Milk bath blond

[bowtie4x4295]

> A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her
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> beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to
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> leave 25 gallons of milk.
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> When the milkman read the note, he felt there
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> must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5
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> gallons.
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> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
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> The blonde came to the door and the milkman
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> said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of
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> milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
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> The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm
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> going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
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> milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
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> The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
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>
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> The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I
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> can splash it on my eyes."

 

[deliciouspizza]

Re: Milk bath blond

yuck yuck, i opened this thread hoping for pics of a hot chick bathing in milk but I'll settle for a good joke.

 

[Guest]

Re: Milk bath blond

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Charlie_Foxtrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuck yuck, i opened this thread hoping for pics of a hot chick bathing in milk </div></div>

Google "tub girl".
She'll scratch that itch for you.

 

[dagwood]

Re: Milk bath blond

she must have to get more milk to her CAT