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Maggie’s Mixed Emotions

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  • Jul 21, 2008
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    A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

    The husband turned to his wife and said "Honey, that's a bunch of crap, I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time".

    She said "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick"