MONDAY NIGHT WTF FILES: Violent, desperately horny self proclaimed Marxist prowling the streets of Spokane WA for young women...

[Blue Sky Country]

Tonight on the WTF spotlight: Lucas Werner...

Residents of Spokane, WA State better watch out for this fucking character. 40+ year old militant "anarcho-communist" who is single, angry, and ready to fuck. LOL... Apparently he is homeless, wants to commit acts of violence upon any "Trump supporters" or "right wingers", and is desperately horny...... For 16-20 year old women.

And....... After his "ideal date" with his dream girl, he wants to lay with her all night and talk about his sperm, telomeres, and the finer points of biology. In HIS OWN fucking words. He is so desperate that he has resorted to putting up "attraction posters" on utility poles all over Spokane. Like these:

"Call me at the homeless shelter"... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA that is fucking GOLD...

And like the Internet's MOST famous LOLcow, Chris Chan, Lucas CANNOT refrain from posting EVERY SINGLE FUCKING aspect of his daily life, his horrible culinary skills, his sexual frustration for not being able to get a 16-20 year old woman to sleep with him, his love for Bernie Sanders, and his hatred of Trump supporters on his Twitter, Instagram, and other places every minute and hour. These are some of his tweets:

I am sure they were smitten by you...

Huh.... wh...wh... what???

Dammit dude, you are taking all of the pussy. Save some for the rest of us, man...

Okay, so I am kind of late to cover this latest freakshow. Apparently, KiwiFarms and 4Chan had found him way before and had been clowning the shit out of him for a while now, leading to some of YouTube's biggest documentary producers who exclusively focus on LOLcows to do entire biographies on his sad little life. So here are some of the highlights...

*Bipolar schizophrenic with poor adherence to medication regimen and violent tendencies. Have been arrested in the past for assault on a family member, leading them to disown him and kick him out.

*From then on, he lived solely off of SSI and disability. No job history or attempts to get a job.

*Self proclaimed anarcho communist and militant extreme leftist. Seems to have been quite active during this summer's riots and CHAZ saga in Seattle, from his tweets about being "pepper sprayed and beaten" by police...

* Got banned from a downtown Spokane Starbucks for giving a very sexually explicit note to a 16 year old barista. Was actually covered on local news. This marked the start of his rapid downward spiral.

* Wanted to go to college so he can "get degrees on advanced biology, age gap breeding, sperm studies, and astrobiology and sweep women off their feet" with his knowledge.

*Actually gets into a local community college with financial aid but drops out less than one term later because "math is too hard, math is everywhere", "hates English courses", and the "biology courses are not too advanced" for him... Oh boy, ain't that a...... mouthful.....

* OBSESSED with girls 16 years of age to 20. Cannot make a single tweet out of the thousands of tweets on his social media or a single video out of his 800+ YouTube videos without professing his desperate need to sleep with them and how frustrated he is for not being able to "score".

* Manages to get an apartment with his disability checks and spends all his time designing and making board games, bragging and making videos about them.

* Gets kicked out of the apartment shortly after because he had tried to blackmail all of the female residents into having sex with him, reporting them to the police for "heroin use and trafficking" when they refused. Of course everybody in the city knows just how big of a piece of shit he is by now so the building management boots his ass.

* Gets into a homeless shelter and is very soon kicked out AGAIN because he tried flirting with EVERY female volunteer and worker inside. Shortly after being escorted off the premises by security, he posted this bizarre and barely coherent rant onto YouTube...



*And of course, being an Internet LOLcow like Lucas Werner, Chris Chan, Onision, or IowaKnight means that you are free game for trolls and other people who just want to clown the fuck out of you. Lucas Werner, despite putting up a rage filled, violent persona all the time (which honestly scares nobody in reality), is no exception to this rule. Like Chris Chan, many trolls have contacted him from the cell phone numbers he listed on the various "attraction ads" that he had taped up all over town or his social media accounts, pretending to be women in his ideal age range who were interested in him getting him to confide all of his nastier secrets and having a hell of a fun old time posting all of that shit for the entire Internet to see. Some have even catfished him, sending him on long distance trips as far away as Ohio and Virginia to meet his supposed "dream girls", only to end in disappointment when nobody showed up to meet him. One catfishing attempt tried to get him to go all the way to the UK but Lucas either did not summon up enough determination to make the trip, or he wizened up just a little from his previous failures...

Those are just SOME of the highlights into this clown's existence. Now we are going to look at some of his memes....... Yes you read that correctly. This motherfucker also believes that he is the king of memes...

Holy fucking shit... We all know already that the left cannot meme... But this mofo takes it to an entirely new category of bizarre, as they revolve mostly around himself and his inability to score some tail... The ones below are all created by him...

Uhh... Probably because they are too busy trying to run as far away from you as possible...

Sigh... As if the supposed "racism and nazism" present in everything is not enough... Now we got what? "Agephobia"... What does that even mean?

Well, you are a LOLcow who have exposed all of your inner secrets and vulnerabilities onto the Internet... Which means that you are fair game to any online prankster wanting shits and giggles at YOUR expense... Consider yourself lucky that you have not attracted the attention of somebody with even more potential serial killer material than you and hailing from the darker corners of the Net, like Jacob Sockness, who is VERY into man butt and wants to give his male objects of infatuation lots of "sex magic". LOL

LOL no, Japan's age of consent is actually 17... And, a fella named Kyle Rittenhouse knows exactly how freakazoids like you need to be treated...

Last but not least, for those who want to take a deeper look into this trainwreck of utmost hilarity and cringe, YouTuber Walter Fate had made a whole series of videos documenting this weirdo. Posting them in chronological order below...

Part 1...



Part 2...



Part 3...



Part 4...

 

[MIDWAY]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

The sick %#^ would have been locked permanently in an institution years ago. That's proper medical care for these types.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

The sick %#^ would have been locked permanently in an institution years ago. That's proper medical care for these types.

Prior to 1970, all that little POS would be seeing after his FIRST assault on his family member, would be the view from the window of a padded cell. The state psychiatric facilities did NOT fuck around with mental health back then, and emphasis was placed on keeping the rest of society safe from these weirdos...

 

[Ravenworks]

Prior to 1970, all that little POS would be seeing after his FIRST assault on his family member, would be the view from the window of a padded cell. The state psychiatric facilities did NOT fuck around with mental health back then, and emphasis was placed on keeping the rest of society safe from these weirdos...

I'll tell you a story about the state nut house in Lima Ohio sometime.

 

[WaltHer]

I don't know, dude seems Spokane-legit. However, I will double down on the high probability that he gets brought down for "rapping" somebody soon. "...hell maybe even your dog." -Earl Talbot Blake

 

[Mike Casselton]

Prior to 1970, all that little POS would be seeing after his FIRST assault on his family member, would be the view from the window of a padded cell. The state psychiatric facilities did NOT fuck around with mental health back then, and emphasis was placed on keeping the rest of society safe from these weirdos...

Now they allow them to become Mayors, Senators and Congress critters.

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[pmclaine]

What is his handle on the Hide?

 

[Maggot]

 

[supercorndogs]

What is his handle on the Hide?

Maybe BFC'c evil twin.

 

[squishee]

We had just the place for him in Minnesota.
Nopeming
Opened in 1912 as the first sanatorium in Minnesota.
Nopeming is Ojibwe and refers to the facility location: “Out in the Woods”

The place was famous with us kids as our parents said we would be sent there if we didnt behave. It worked !
We went by there once and you could hear the crazy people yelling and screaming.
My dad said the patients were doing the " Nopeming yodel".
All my childhood everything crazy was referred to it.
They also had a crematorium there. Hint Hint

 

[Steel head]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

The sick %#^ would have been locked permanently in an institution years ago. That's proper medical care for these types.

Dude needs to be swinging from a rope.

Prior to 1970, all that little POS would be seeing after his FIRST assault on his family member, would be the view from the window of a padded cell. The state psychiatric facilities did NOT fuck around with mental health back then, and emphasis was placed on keeping the rest of society safe from these weirdos...

That change in crazy Person rights really did society right didn’t it?

I worked at a loony bin in Denver when I was younger.
Lots of lock downs units and some with strict safety protocols.
Those people were absolutely NOT fit to be free in society.
Then some feel good initiative activists and politicians decided these people need to be free

 

[Praetorian_6]

Probably better not to waste your time thinking about him.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

We had just the place for him in Minnesota.
Nopeming
Opened in 1912 as the first sanatorium in Minnesota.
Nopeming is Ojibwe and refers to the facility location: “Out in the Woods”

The place was famous with us kids as our parents said we would be sent there if we didnt behave. It worked !
We went by there once and you could hear the crazy people yelling and screaming.
My dad said the patients were doing the " Nopeming yodel".
All my childhood everything crazy was referred to it.
They also had a crematorium there. Hint Hint
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There is a HUGE abandoned complex close to my AO right over the Nassau county border into Suffolk, at Kings Park. The facility opened in 1873 and was rapidly expanded to be able to house 11,000 patients. At the peak of it's operations, it had it's own power plant and a rail spur from LIRR/NYAR delivering coal to it. And yes, like Nopeming, Kings Park Psychiatric Center had it's own crematorium and potter's field as well. KPPC was a treatment research center on top of a secure inpatient facility and electroconvulsive therapy had been developed and pioneered there, along with several new antipsychotic compounds which will revolutionize the field of mental health very shortly afterward. Many of the antidepressant/schizophrenia drugs we see on the market today have been developed by scientists at KPPC.

The place closed in 1975 due to the incessant REEEEing of that era's "human rights" libtards and as a result, thousands of violent and incurable mentally ill patients that had not got the time to be reassigned to smaller local psych hospitals were simply released back onto the streets, most of them into New York City. NYC also started seeing a major spike in violent crimes around this very same time where abhorrent and bizarre cult-like deeds had been inflicted upon victims, often complete strangers to the assailants, and subway platform shovings. I do not think that was a coincidence either.

 

[Steel head]

In Spokane 20 years ago this person would probably have been dealt with creatively by the locals.

 

[redneckbmxer24]

With any luck that POS will be found in a ditch taking a dirt nap before he starts raping.

 

[pmclaine]

There is a HUGE abandoned complex close to my AO right over the Nassau county border into Suffolk, at Kings Park. The facility opened in 1873 and was rapidly expanded to be able to house 11,000 patients. At the peak of it's operations, it had it's own power plant and a rail spur from LIRR/NYAR delivering coal to it. And yes, like Nopeming, Kings Park Psychiatric Center had it's own crematorium and potter's field as well. KPPC was a treatment research center on top of a secure inpatient facility and electroconvulsive therapy had been developed and pioneered there, along with several new antipsychotic compounds which will revolutionize the field of mental health very shortly afterward. Many of the antidepressant/schizophrenia drugs we see on the market today have been developed by scientists at KPPC.

The place closed in 1975 due to the incessant REEEEing of that era's "human rights" libtards and as a result, thousands of violent and incurable mentally ill patients that had not got the time to be reassigned to smaller local psych hospitals were simply released back onto the streets, most of them into New York City. NYC also started seeing a major spike in violent crimes around this very same time where abhorrent and bizarre cult-like deeds had been inflicted upon victims, often complete strangers to the assailants, and subway platform shovings. I do not think that was a coincidence either.

The movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest".

Exposed that everyone inside these places was sane and it was evil nurses abusing them.

Just like the book "The Jungle" fake propaganda shit all too often becomes real.

 

[norcalAF]

Dude needs to be swinging from a rope.

That change in crazy Person rights really did society right didn’t it?

I worked at a loony bin in Denver when I was younger.
Lots of lock downs units and some with strict safety protocols.
Those people were absolutely NOT fit to be free in society.
Then some feel good initiative activists and politicians decided these people need to be free

You think it was because they had anyone's best interests in mind?

 

[10ring'r]

168 grains of pure pleasure at 2900fps (+/-). Period. Mac

 

[BullGear]

Has the Lucas Hunting Season officially started???

 

[TheGerman]

People like that are going to be a side quest on my night time advetures into Marxismville if things keep going the way they are.

Achievement Unlocked! - Slidelock Cockblock

 

[Jgunner]

Back when i lived in cali i met a few people like this guy. Couple when i was in school and one that a friend of mine took pity on and then when he caught him raping his cat he nearly killed. But i digress.... it seems liberal shitholes seem to breed this twats. Usually a single mother who has sever self esteem issues or raised by a grandmother who has the same issues.

i remember one time we had a party at my pad, bunch of people came over but my buddy brought his “rescue” Ken. Ken was a dweeb, good with computers and yes liked playing dungeons and dragons. Pretty damn stereotypical. Well, he chased off a couple girls just being creepy and weird, and then sat alone, depressed in the dark for a while. Meanwhile i was hitting on a girl and she had blue eyes, real bright ones. Well i went to take a piss and he cornered her, saying she had such soulful eyes and he wanted to lick them. We booted him out after she said something back and he took offense. Lol. Week later he was balls deep in a cat and that was the last we ever heard or saw of him. If he isn’t dead, he has to be incarcerated or a leader in antifa. Gotta be one of those 3.

 

[Snipe260]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

The sick %#^ would have been locked permanently in an institution years ago. That's proper medical care for these types.

No. No med care! Just a shiny bullet between the eyes!

 

[Jscb1b]

Rope is reusable!

 

[winniedonkey]

Wonder if he knows what a telomere is?

Is it just me or did anyone else find that to be the most odd part of the story?

 

[BullGear]

Rope is reusable!

Sometimes, it's better to give with your heart and not your wallet. After all, lead isn't that expensive.

 

[theLBC]

What is his handle on the Hide?

rustyinbend?

 

[Jscb1b]

Sometimes, it's better to give with your heart and not your wallet. After all, lead isn't that expensive.

Primers are!

 

[Bender]

Back when i lived in cali i met a few people like this guy. Couple when i was in school and one that a friend of mine took pity on and then when he caught him raping his cat he nearly killed. But i digress.... it seems liberal shitholes seem to breed this twats. Usually a single mother who has sever self esteem issues or raised by a grandmother who has the same issues.

i remember one time we had a party at my pad, bunch of people came over but my buddy brought his “rescue” Ken. Ken was a dweeb, good with computers and yes liked playing dungeons and dragons. Pretty damn stereotypical. Well, he chased off a couple girls just being creepy and weird, and then sat alone, depressed in the dark for a while. Meanwhile i was hitting on a girl and she had blue eyes, real bright ones. Well i went to take a piss and he cornered her, saying she had such soulful eyes and he wanted to lick them. We booted him out after she said something back and he took offense. Lol. Week later he was balls deep in a cat and that was the last we ever heard or saw of him. If he isn’t dead, he has to be incarcerated or a leader in antifa. Gotta be one of those 3.

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[Jgunner]

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Right? I mean what kind of guy owns a cat?

 

[TheGerman]

Right? I mean what kind of guy owns a cat?

Quiet you.

People are still alive right now, because of my little meow meow.

 

[TheGerman]

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FUCK

Yeah, its pretty tough to realize that people don't just fuck pigeons.

 

[Jscb1b]

Yeah, its pretty tough to realize that people don't just fuck pigeons.

Getting some pussy.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Right? I mean what kind of guy owns a cat?

Watch it....

 

[Clob McStrunk]

How in the beans and cheese did this thread show up in my "Similar threads" list?

Also, jet fuel doesn't melt steel and Epstein didn't kill himself, kthx

 

[91Eunozs]

168 grains of pure pleasure at 2900fps (+/-). Period. Mac

Was just about to say that they have pills for his condition…ranging in size from .22 up to, well, whatever seems appropriate for the size patient, and distance from the pill dispenser.

 

[Snipe260]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

The sick %#^ would have been locked permanently in an institution years ago. That's proper medical care for these types.

Nothing short of beheading with castration first is good enough!

 

[Maggot]

Is that a dick in his mouf?

 

[n2ishun]

Quiet you.

People are still alive right now, because of my little meow meow.

So....
You have a cat.

Do you understand the concept of the male genome....or more specifically, masculinity ?

 

[sakoguy21]

If he tries screwing the wrong cat his horny problem will be solved, and with any luck he bleeds out...

 

[lonegunman762x51]

He will be running for mayor in the fall, no worries. Sad thing is that if he promises to fix all the potholes in Spokane's fucked up streets he will probably win.

30 years ago, stupid fucking Spokane politicians agreed to let the state build a medium security prison in Airway Heights, a ghetto town just west of Spokane. As a condition of building it in Spokane county, the fucking idiots agreed to stop sending felons back to the county that convicted them. At other prisons, they require the scumbag get released where he was convicted to stop the scumbags from accumulating in their area.

So over the last three decades, Spokane county has accumulated 90% of the states convicted pedophiles and their supporters and the county is turning a solid blue/commie. Seattle socialists have got the local RINOs to shit on the county for a few dollars in bribes and a few prison guard jobs. Airway Heights has two shitty injun casinos and the welfare dregs who have an inmate in the family all move out there, the town is a fucking hell hole of crime and drugs.

It's a 50/50 shot if they will even arrest him for the coming crimes.

 

[mvphilly]

The worst part is that it looks like he is getting LIKEs in his comment sections.

 

[TexPatriot]

Dude is going to end up kidnapping, rapping, and killing some poor girl. And everybody will bemoan the lack of mental health care..

Or appointed by the Biden Administration as head of some 'Dept. of' government organization.

 

[BCP]

LOL this guy is still around. Dudes a schizo or something.

 

[XikoPlavi]

I bet he is from PA like that freaky half tattoo faced honky that was buying all the body parts from the harvard token manager!! I bet he knows john fedderman personally!

 

[XikoPlavi]

LOL this guy is still around. Dudes a schizo or something.

Nothing a lobotomy wont cure. And they dare say lobotomy procedures are cruel. It would help him.