More glitter shenanigans - You're gonna love this one, though

Glitter titties. I win.

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Most of those thieves were not poor people, they stole those packages because they could. Fuck the all.

I was thinking the same. Unlike geeky geek, I'd probably make/buy a ghillie and hide in plain sight where I could intercept them on the way out. With an AR under the ghillie, since my state is constitutional open carry.

I bet I could make more than a few shit their pants
 
Hermosa posted in Maggies too.

Love this. LOVE it!

A light spritz of spray adhesive before the glitter would be perfect.

Someone else suggested OC, perhaps mixed with the glitter so it just wont go away?..... ?

I thought that, too! Can't vacuum that stuff up.

Great minds think alike.

The concern with OC though, you don't know what's gonna happen when that goes off. Might cause harm to an innocent American when baby daddy opens the box and mom can't control the vehicle.
 
I thought that, too! Can't vacuum that stuff up.

Great minds think alike.

The concern with OC though, you don't know what's gonna happen when that goes off. Might cause harm to an innocent American when baby daddy opens the box and mom can't control the vehicle.


True.
Useless people expose their kids to being useless too. The kids are innocent. I would never want to hurt a kid.
 
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I thought that, too! Can't vacuum that stuff up.

Great minds think alike.

The concern with OC though, you don't know what's gonna happen when that goes off. Might cause harm to an innocent American when baby daddy opens the box and mom can't control the vehicle.
Aid'n an' Abet'n. Just as guilty. I won't deny the 'don't hurt the kids' thing, but for adults and the like,,,,, "game on". I'm more of a "napalm and ricin" supporter, than simple OC though.

If you're going to do something, then do it well.
 
Aid'n an' Abet'n. Just as guilty. I won't deny the 'don't hurt the kids' thing, but for adults and the like,,,,, "game on". I'm more of a "napalm and ricin" supporter, than simple OC though.

If you're going to do something, then do it well.

I was really more concerned with my family driving down the road and suddenly being struck by an incompetent driver that happened to have an OC canister from a stolen package go off while they were coming my direction.
 
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I was really more concerned with my family driving down the road and suddenly being struck by an incompetent driver that happened to have an OC canister from a stolen package go off while they were coming my direction.
Ahhhh, ya know. YOu've definitely a point there. Which brings me back to my point in the other thread (before I found this one) that suggested the "poisoned spikes" vis-a-vis Law Abiding Citizen. Then you're actually getting the culprit right then and there, before they even get behind the wheel.

Can you tell I don't like thieves?
 
Ahhhh, ya know. YOu've definitely a point there. Which brings me back to my point in the other thread (before I found this one) that suggested the "poisoned spikes" vis-a-vis Law Abiding Citizen. Then you're actually getting the culprit right then and there, before they even get behind the wheel.

Can you tell I don't like thieves?

I don't either. I think if it were me, and I really was tired of that shit? I'd be on it harder than 308pirate. Watch, learn, understand the situation and all involved, and always have control over when and how it happened.

This guy has a great idea. He put that idea to use in a way that was fucking HILARIOUS, and STUPID simple to put together.

A guy like me? I like solving problems, permanently, in cost efficient ways. It's why I am where I am.

Message to the world: Don't fuck with me, or the shit on my front porch. I've got all the time in the world to wait for an opportunity to maximize my investments.
 
While I have no sympathy for a thief, I think that pulling a prank like that on someone who knows where you live might open the prankster up to some rather nasty retribution. I would look for a different solution such as having the thief prosecuted for the theft based on the computer information and the video proof of their identity.
 
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While I have no sympathy for a thief, I think that pulling a prank like that on someone who knows where you live might open the prankster up to some rather nasty retribution. I would look for a different solution such as having the thief prosecuted for the theft based on the computer information and the video proof of their identity.

Except that cops don't give a shit, and, at least in TX, the judges don't, either.

These communist fuckin' assholes will let anyone go. It's Broward county's bullshit on a state level here, now.

Drunk and murdered someone? That's cool if you're not white. Just try not to do it again!

What, you stole something? How did you even get this far in the system? I'll talk to the Chief. We don't give a shit about you.
 
While I have no sympathy for a thief, I think that pulling a prank like that on someone who knows where you live might open the prankster up to some rather nasty retribution. I would look for a different solution such as having the thief prosecuted for the theft based on the computer information and the video proof of their identity.

Your right they should be dropped on the spot and dumped like the useless trash that they are.
Good call bro ?
 
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I got one better. Fill that salad shooter up with bed bugs, lice and scabies and let 'er rip! Clean THAT up!

I swear, if I was to leave a package it'd be for the UPS or Fedex guy. They've left rifles on the porch, shot putted thousands of primers, gunpowder and left optics on the side of the road in the rain, you name it, they can fuck it up.