Maggie’s  " Morning Sex"

shooter65

General
Banned !
Minuteman
  • Jun 19, 2004
    7,243
    49,388
    56
    Indiana
    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     

    Sportin Wood

    Team Hardwood
    Supporter
    Full Member
    Minuteman
  • Jul 17, 2010
    3,418
    162
    The Woods, WA
    Re: " Morning Sex"

    All i need to do is bust the egg timer? Either this is going to make me happy or put me on the couch...
     

    old95b10

    Sergeant
    Full Member
    Minuteman
    Nov 29, 2011
    253
    0
    47
    North East TN
    Re: " Morning Sex"

    Just broke the egg timer.
    Thanks for the heads up on this.
    Lookin at the toaster now as I'am training to be a Porn star.
     

    bassani

    Gunny Sergeant
    Full Member
    Minuteman
    Dec 19, 2011
    1,060
    1
    52
    Mandeville, LA
    Re: " Morning Sex"

    i dont believe this...i want to see pictures for proof
    grin.gif
     

    JSTARSZ

    Lefty's Rule
    Full Member
    Minuteman
  • Feb 6, 2008
    2,000
    181
    Wolftown
    Re: " Morning Sex"

    I read it to my wife and she laughed too so it must have been a good one.