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[HeavyAssault]

Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down supermarket, but owners insist store is safe to reopen

The Penny Markt in the Austrian town of Krems an der Donau remained closed from Tuesday until Friday while employees thoroughly searched for the spider and cleaned the store.

www.foxnews.com

 

[cas6969]

"No honey, I don't find her attractive at all, I swear, I was bit by a spider!'

 

[Dave62677]

Somehow Mother Nature don’t want you shot with prone positions.

 

[Alphatreedog]

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours , call the media .
Cuz you da Fuggin Man .

Ask yer Doctor if huge penis spider bites are rite for you .

 

[softcock]

No Erections . Looks like my Ex-Wife .

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[cas6969]

It must be one sexy spider.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

Can somebody send me a better picture of the spider. I've been bit by 6 spiders since I read the article (I'm trying to find more), and nothing is stirring down there, but I'm getting dizzy and the swelling is getting pretty serious.

 

[Im2bent]

Can somebody send me a better picture of the spider. I've been bit by 6 spiders since I read the article (I'm trying to find more), and nothing is stirring down there, but I'm getting dizzy and the swelling is getting pretty serious.

Which is it?