Mythbuster and TSA

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hmm so i watched that and ..... i kind of though it was dumb.. but in a way true... tsa will grab your dick yet they miss allot of other stuff, but according to abc news 90% of americans feel that even though they dont like their genitals grabbed its worth it to keep the terrorists off the air planes so i say "tsa keep up the good work, nothing like legally molesting people"
 
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The point is not the pat downs or loss of "privacy." It's about a completely ineffective and incompetent bureaucracy. The TSA has not stopped one single terrorist, and they likely never will.

Profile for Christ’s sake. Just... profile.
 
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The times I've helped the FA (flight attendant) clean up the cabin before the next flight, we've found all kinds of shit that ain't supposed to making it through the security checkpoint. I've found a 3" pocket knife down under a seat about halfway down the cabin, lighters is common but not allowed. It was probably everyday that someone on might crew or I found something that's now supposed to be there. But I'll be damned if the fat b**ch would let me take a sharp pair of tweezers through. Its the biggest farce and always has been. Hell I found a razor on the ground right by the door to the jet bridge one time. They don't catch anything.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1812</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The point is not the pat downs or loss of "privacy." It's about a completely ineffective and incompetent bureaucracy. The TSA has not stopped one single terrorist, and they likely never will.

Profile for Christ’s sake. Just... profile.
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so if they found things on a regular basis you would be ok with them grabbing on you or your wife or kids genitals ?
 
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Wait tell they vote to unionize in Jan. Talk about a total cluster.

Looking at the stats of the flying public, majority (85%) of the people flying are business travelers that fly multiple time a year (myself included.) Give me an option for a secure traveler card just like a Concealed weapon license. Im fine with them doing a background check.. and then profile the rest of the people. If we only had to check 15% of the people flying, imagine how more efficient and less expensive it would be.

Can not hurt peoples feelings! what a joke! Profile me as well if it would make every ones else happy.

Rant off...I say the next guy that try's to do something on a plane should not be breathing when the wheels touch the ground!
 
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new TSA children Educational material for bedtime story-time.
TSA/ Toiletries Searching Agency
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so if they found things on a regular basis you would be ok with them grabbing on you or your wife or kids genitals ? </div></div>

You know, I can't say I've realy experienced any of that. I know that's what's supposed to be on everbody's mind right now, since that's all the media talks about, little kids getting molested by TSA agents and all that, but how many people experience it like that? I think its more stupid American jump on the band wagon bullshit. I've been through way more "invasive" pat downs at bars than at the damn airport.

So to answer your really, really dumb question; feeling people up wouldn't be an issue if we had real security that was based on profiling and background checks because every perosn boarding an airplane wouldn't be felt up.
 
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The tsa is but fluff an noise for the sheep to feel good about. Voting with your wallet works every time.


We could learn a lesson from Israel on this. Well in reality we could learn a lot from them about fighting T's but where, would we spend all the saving's?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1812</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so if they found things on a regular basis you would be ok with them grabbing on you or your wife or kids genitals ? </div></div>

You know, I can't say I've realy experienced any of that. I know that's what's supposed to be on everbody's mind right now, since that's all the media talks about, little kids getting molested by TSA agents and all that, but how many people experience it like that? I think its more stupid American jump on the band wagon bullshit. I've been through way more "invasive" pat downs at bars than at the damn airport.

So to answer your really, really dumb question; feeling people up wouldn't be an issue if we had real security that was based on profiling and background checks because every perosn boarding an airplane wouldn't be felt up. </div></div>

so in the name of security lets grab your wife and tits genitals... hmm well she is your wife and they are your kids so if thats cool with you ( and we are just saying that you and your wife and kids fly allot) then i guess thats ok.

I dont fly allot but the second they grab my wife's chest (if i was married) i could definitely be trying to get them for some form of sexual harassment
 
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Hey jackass, you need to take this huge problem a little more serious mister !
'So Please' for the next couple months, panic to fight and solve this huge moral dilemma that is standing in front of America . Obviously this TSA securities dilemma is just more serious than previous dilemmas facing Americans in urgent need of a solution. Global climate change. American Congress debate of Steroid use in Baseball Gays in the military and of course, Legalization of Gay marriage that were moved in the backseat awaiting there random shuffle to the front the line for your viewing pleasures .
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: softcock</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey jackass, you need to take this huge problem a little more serious mister ! </div></div>

I put tsa in the same boat as the, un, and many others. All are self serving, over blown, money pits. If the flying public whats to be treated like that, in the name of "Safety" I'd guess they'ed give up everything else as well.

Those wanting just a little more of your freedom, have learned a thing or three by now. Which is why they'll do as they damn well please. Then again sheep will be sheep, based on the latest wolf story their fed.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gunfighter14e2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The tsa is but fluff an noise for the sheep to feel good about. Voting with your wallet works every time.


We could learn a lesson from Israel on this. Well in reality we could learn a lot from them about fighting T's but where, would we spend all the saving's?
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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Amen. </span> and I believe softcock was being facetious with the`"mister" stuff......
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: softcock</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey jackass, you need to take this huge problem a little more serious mister !
'So Please' for the next couple months, panic to fight and solve this huge moral dilemma that is standing in front of America . Obviously this TSA securities dilemma is just more serious than previous dilemmas facing Americans in urgent need of a solution. Global climate change. American Congress debate of Steroid use in Baseball Gays in the military and of course, Legalization of Gay marriage that were moved in the backseat awaiting there random shuffle to the front the line for your viewing pleasures .
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+1 how ever i think global warming is a crock but every thing else I am totally behind
 
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I have to fly. Wether I like it or not, I have to.
so, if I get scanned, I stand there giving the finger with both hands.
If I get groped, I say "Oh, yes, I love that, yes, don't stop, oh you are so good."
they said we have to do it, they didn't say we couldn't enjoy it.
F 'em.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Willys46</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wait tell they vote to unionize in Jan. Talk about a total cluster.

Looking at the stats of the flying public, majority (85%) of the people flying are business travelers that fly multiple time a year (myself included.) Give me an option for a secure traveler card just like a Concealed weapon license. Im fine with them doing a background check.. and then profile the rest of the people. If we only had to check 15% of the people flying, imagine how more efficient and less expensive it would be.

Can not hurt peoples feelings! what a joke! Profile me as well if it would make every ones else happy.

Rant off...I say the next guy that try's to do something on a plane should not be breathing when the wheels touch the ground!


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Its a nice Idea and all but shit, they still want to check me and I have a fire axe attached to the back of my seat. Hell I don't even really need that. I'm flying the feckin plane, but I be damned if the TSA's gonna let me thought without harassment. I'm not sure why but I got the pats 25% of the time before the new sexual harassment policy went into effect.

Long story short, they haven't made a ID and biometric way for the Pilots and FA's to get thought TSA, I wouldn't hold my breath for the traveling public.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hankpac</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have to fly. Wether I like it or not, I have to.
so, if I get scanned, I stand there giving the finger with both hands.
If I get groped, I say "Oh, yes, I love that, yes, don't stop, oh you are so good."
they said we have to do it, they didn't say we couldn't enjoy it.
F 'em. </div></div>


i though about that shit my self.... if i had to fly ill grab the tsa girls hand and jam the thing down my pants, hey if they are gonna grope me i might as well get a hard on... hell i grab the girls tits.......haha iam being dead serious when they go to frisk me ill just drop my pants and boxers to my ankles
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i though about that shit my self.... if i had to fly ill grab the tsa girls hand and jam the thing down my pants, hey if they are gonna grope me i might as well get a hard on... hell i grab the girls tits.......haha iam being dead serious when they go to frisk me ill just drop my pants and boxers to my ankles </div></div>

Well the only tits you'll be grabbing will be some guy named bruno's big sweaty man boobs while he manipulates your schwanze with his stubby fingers that you forced down your drawers. Pat downs are ALWAYS conducted by members of the same sex.

Don't fly much these days, huh...? Well I don't blame you, its a shitty experience hand jobs or none.

Don't you think this shit would have gotten way more interesting by now if we had chicks patting down guys and big dumb TSA tards feeling up dudes wives and girlfriends in front of them? This is not happening.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They don't catch anything.</div></div>

I disagree. They found and confiscated my water bottle...however, they missed the knife I inadvertently left in my carry-on backpack.

Imagine my dilemma had I needed to drown someone. I would have been forced to stab them instead.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: crumpmd</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No. It will be a bunch of homos. So they get all the fun and we get none. </div></div>

They hire other than gay's? Where do the straight's work?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1812</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i though about that shit my self.... if i had to fly ill grab the tsa girls hand and jam the thing down my pants, hey if they are gonna grope me i might as well get a hard on... hell i grab the girls tits.......haha iam being dead serious when they go to frisk me ill just drop my pants and boxers to my ankles </div></div>

Well the only tits you'll be grabbing will be some guy named bruno's big sweaty man boobs while he manipulates your schwanze with his stubby fingers that you forced down your drawers. Pat downs are ALWAYS conducted by members of the same sex.

Don't fly much these days, huh...? Well I don't blame you, its a shitty experience hand jobs or none.

Don't you think this shit would have gotten way more interesting by now if we had chicks patting down guys and big dumb TSA tards feeling up dudes wives and girlfriends in front of them? This is not happening.



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oh you dont think its happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jdDE6bFow
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: black_ump</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh you dont think its happening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jdDE6bFow </div></div>

That video shows some examples of exceedingly stupid shit on the part of the TSA. Nothing new on that front, we know they are inept, impotent, and really just serve to make a miserable travel experience even worse. No argument on any of that. The assault by 3 of them on the women was downright criminal, and the rest simply cannot be justified under any circumstances. The system is simply broken.

However I did not see one example of pat downs occuring from one sex to another. Did I miss it? I maintain my premis. Dudes feel up dudes and chicks feel up chicks, in keeping with the GAY requirement in everything that organization does.

It bears repeating. Profile for terrorists, do some basic background checks, and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
 
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i'm gonna wear nothing but a trench coat and rub up a big hard one while waiting for my TSA pat down and get a chick TSA guard. I'll just ask if I can pull her hair while she's doing it.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i'm gonna wear nothing but a trench coat and rub up a big hard one while waiting for my TSA pat down and get a chick TSA guard. I'll just ask if I can pull her hair while she's doing it. </div></div>

thats some funny ass shit... I am with ya on it.


sorry i might have sent the wrong link, this was my first post this morning i wasnt even out of bed when i replied to it...
 
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I wouldn't mind paying an extra $10 screening fee if they could get some hottie to do the groping. Wonder if I could expense that fee back to work? Hmm.....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jayne</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wouldn't mind paying an extra $10 screening fee if they could get some hottie to do the groping. Wonder if I could expense that fee back to work? Hmm.....
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That's actually a fantastic Idea. I'd pay for a 7+ to fondle my junk.