Nasty Gringos Stole Your Christmas Hams, Uh huh, Uh huh ...

[Veer_G]

Loony-as-fuck Venezuelan Socialist Shitbag-in-Chief Maduro is blaming a US-led international cabal for the absence of traditional perniles during the recent holidays. The poor bastards can't eat pie-in-the-sky. Fuck, even the Cubans are mocking them.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...l-sabotaging-christmas-ham-delays-protesters/

 

[EddieNFL]

Let them eat cake.

 

[308pirate]

let them eat shit.

fify

 

[diverdon]

It looks like the President got his ham.

 

[MtnCreek]

I'm guessing the army did too. When the army starts to starve, El Presidente will be in trouble.

 

[Veer_G]

Twitter is loving this shit.

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Translation:

Latest News:

Jack Sparrow and The Black Pearl sabotaged the ship that was bringing the hams from Portugal.

THERE'S NO HAM FOR THE 31[SUP]ST[/SUP]

...

Comrades, this is the reason why you won't be having ham this New Year's.

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Translation:

Hams arriving on the central coastline, evading the Portuguese blockade.

They threw themselves from the ship.

Party

 

[Rthur]

The sad comedy of a failing ideology.
Something to consider, do these lies sound familiar?

R

 

[Veer_G]

The sad comedy of a failing ideology.
Something to consider, do these lies sound familiar?

R

I'm too busy thinking about making a nice, fat pernil.

https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Pernil-Asado-Roast-Pork-Shoulder

 

[EddieNFL]

I hope the US was behind the "conspiracy." We are blamed in most similar situations. It's like being called a racist by the left. I just shrug and answer, "so?"