new conspiracy theories?

[Some_guy]

Another thread made me realize that i haven't heard a good, <span style="text-decoration: underline">new</span>, conspiracy theory in awhile.

Everyone knows the moon landing was faked. That there is a shadow government and that little green men with advanced technology appearantly never invented a weapon since they were captured and held with M1 grands and 1911s.

Has anything new happened? did the shadow government die from bird flu? Elvis has gotta be dead by now right? anything?

 

[Witch_Doctor]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

Elvis isn't dead, he's an alien. Fact is he had a sex change and some surgery, we now know him as Lady Gaga...

Sorry Frank

 

[Mr blasty]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Some_guy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That little green men with advanced technology apparently never invented a weapon since they were captured and held with M1 grands and 1911s.
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No, the M1 Garand and 1911 are just that awesome!

 

[Switchblade]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

Elvis is doing pretty good then. I note the lack of wrinkled flesh here

 

[teknikallysekure]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Elvis is doing pretty good then. I note the lack of wrinkled flesh here

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You can most likely thank a combo of photoshop, airbrushing and excellent lighting for that.

 

[The Mechanic]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

I think you are insulting the singing ability of Elvis greatly.

 

[teknikallysekure]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think you are insulting the singing ability of Elvis greatly. </div></div>

Are you insinuating that Elvis wasn't entirely auto-tuned?

 

[Bob Shaver]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

OK, let me throw this one out there....

Social Security is bankrupt. The only reason that the system isn't collapsing on itself is that illegal aliens (immigrants for you politically correct folks) utilizing stolen Social Security numbers are throwing money into the system and the government knows that they'll never get to collect it.

Oh, and Lady GaGa has a penis.

 

[427Cobra]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

And Maser in an adult diaper will save the world by slaying the devil.

 

[Some_guy]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: El Shavewa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK, let me throw this one out there....

Social Security is bankrupt. The only reason that the system isn't collapsing on itself is that illegal aliens (immigrants for you politically correct folks) utilizing stolen Social Security numbers are throwing money into the system and the government knows that they'll never get to collect it.</div></div>

I have actually thought that for awhile...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: El Shavewa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh, and Lady GaGa has a penis.</div></div>

Ever seen her without make up? makes that statement believable!

 

[ArcticLight]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: El Shavewa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh, and Lady GaGa has a penis. </div></div>

That would not suprise me one bit...

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

i have contacted the GA-GA , he,she,it has agreed to do some theme music for us here on the Hide....CKA is coordinating this endeavour,.... pm CKA for all the slippery details.

 

[ewoaf]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

North Korean suicide sub sunk the trans ocean's deep water horizons rig.

 

[teknikallysekure]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

Check out this site for all your conspiracy needs.

http://tinfoiler.com/

Apparently Obama is controlling Levi like a puppet to undermine the Sarah P family image.

 

[Some_guy]

Re: new conspiracy theories?

Great site.