Maggie’s New Florida man news story - how would you have reacted if you were the victim?

[12Bravo]

Florida man wakes to find burglar sucking his toes, deputies say

A Florida man woke up on Christmas Eve to find a burglar sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

www.wspa.com

I don't think it would have ended very well for the perpetrator...

 

[jungle45]

Sucking chest wound!

 

[candyx]

You mean you wouldn't have said " Dude your 3 feet off the sweet spot" You short dudes would have to say " Dude your 18" off the sweet spot "

 

[hermosabeach]

reminds me of a dane cook joke

 

[Dirty D]

We would play dress up.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The burglar would have to suck on Jack's toes first.
I don't know if Jack is into that kind of stuff though. It would be fun to watch the burglar trying to convince Jack that he would enjoy it.





BTW, Jack is my lab Shep mix dog.
He likes to bring back whatever he kills and leave it at the door. Sometimes he digs a hole and covers it for a few days before unearthing and bringing it to the door.

 

[hermosabeach]

the joke

 

[Maser]

They always start out with "Florida Man" doesn't it?