I took delivery at my local FFL of the _______ sent to me by ________. After completing my BS FFL paperwork 4473 permission to exercise my civil rights, I threw the case in my truck and headed home. I grabbed a few cases of Lapua Scenar Match, Black Hills, Hornady Match, Nosler Custom Competition, and FGMM ammunition, and set it aside for my range sessions.
I was also sent a scope from _____, along with a mount from _____ for this evaluation. After reading the manufacturer's instruction booklet, I disassembled the weapon to ensure that everything was in its proper place, and was functioning according to the design intentions of the manufacturer.
Right off the bat, I noticed that the made in Taiwan ____ fasteners were missing or loose in several areas that held the furniture and other components in place. Really? Strike 1. I applied Dykem to the bolt lugs, placed a spring-loaded sectioned cartridge in the chamber, and cycled the bolt. Upon removal of the bolt, I could clearly see that there was only lug engagement in one quadrant of the lug interface in the action. "Freaking outstanding..." I muttered to myself. Strike 2, bigtime. No way was I even wanting to shoot my top end ammunition through this abortion by this point. I took a deep breath, and moved on.
Using a bore scope, I started in the chamber to see what we would find. Right out of the gate, I could see that the chamber had been polished, but the chamber was not square to the bore. This rifle builder used ______ barrels, and I'm not sure who reamed the chamber, but the bore scope clearly showed rifling starting on one side of the throat before the other, with off-centric throat alignment to the bore. "This is unsatisfactory." I blurted out. The sad thing was that this barrel has an amazing bore, clean rifling that looks like it was _____ by one of the top pipe makers in the industry, but whoever chambered it screwed the pooch monumentally. "No way am I going to shoot my match ammo in this turd!" I was getting livid at this point, just for paying the transfer fee and wasting my time, which could be spent doing something else with my family or out shooting in a local match I passed up.
I got the rifle back together, with a few hiccups along the way. The builder coated the stick in ________, and did an ok job of it, as long as you aren't counting on some critical areas of the weapon to function correctly. The _____ was almost impossible to insert in order to join the _______ again, as build-up reduced the _____ size to the point that you needed tools to accomplish what should be able to be done in the field. The company in question has been competing with several other's for the US____'s ______rifle contract, and has a lot of clout in the DC area.
I called up my Point of Contact at _________ who sent me this gem, and calmly listed my findings.
"I'm really sorry _____. Please send it back right away and we'll go over it, and get another right out to you that you can keep. We want to make sure we are given more than one chance to fail."
"To fail?" I asked, almost bewildered. "I don't want you to fail anymore. I want you to get it right. Can I speak with your TQM Manager and maybe help track down where these mistakes were made?"
"TQM Manager?" He said, puzzled at the letters.
"Total Quality Management...QC, you know...that guy or gal."
"Uhhh, we have testers."
I covered the phone. "Oh boy...." "Yeah, I'll send this rifle back to you with a list of what I was able to see. I don't think I'm qualified to handle this at this point. It's way out of my league really. Someone who I think would be a great fit for this article would be _____ ________. You know him well."
"He's out for a while, and we really were hoping you could do the article for us. _______, your editor said you were a team player, and would be thorough, but would give us some great pics and a top notch review. I spoke with _______, and if this works out well, we have some more models we would love to have you review."
"Sounds like something to really consider. Do you mind if I take a bit and get back to you in say....20 minutes?"
"Sure ____, we close at _____, but you can reach me on my cell."
"Ok, talk soon."
I called the editor and told him what was up with the rifle. He's not really a big gun guy, and came from some marketing firm with the ______ group. He basically said let them send a new one, and give them my detailed notes on what I saw, without ruffling any feathers. Long story short, I did it, and the new rifle fired with the safety on when the bolt was closed on a live round, at which point I stopped the testing.
The thing was a total abortion of epic proportions. You'll see glossy ads for this rifle and company all over your magazine articles, and hear about how it's a "sub-MOA sharp-shooter", but I wouldn't even sell one to my enemies.
The saddest part about this is that I wasn't talking about one rifle or one company, but several of them. Let that settle in.