News from the Business World
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing. Its called the stock market.
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now
being called Wal-Mart Street.
3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker.The pigeon
can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas
and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria. if you get any emails from
Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether
that refers to mine or the bank's...
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing. Its called the stock market.
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now
being called Wal-Mart Street.
3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker.The pigeon
can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas
and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria. if you get any emails from
Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether
that refers to mine or the bank's...
