Now That's What I Call "F*cking Nuts"!

[Veer_G]

Holy high plains corn-fed hookers from Des Moines, Batman!

These two winners were joy-riding the institutionalized talent and apparently let the gate open.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...uspicion-sexual-relations-patients/408166002/

 

[ArmyJerry]

So ??? What’s the prob here?

 

[2ndamendfan]

Hmmm I might have to agree with @ArmyJerry here. For all we know they just prevented the next "mass shooting". Everyone was "of age" it appears.

 

[Veer_G]

So ??? What’s the prob here?

Uh, Jer, it's abuse of their positions monitoring adjudicated individuals. Surely even you get that. Or are all judges part of the huge conspiracy, too?

 

[Veer_G]

Hmmm I might have to agree with @ArmyJerry here. For all we know they just prevented the next "mass shooting". Everyone was "of age" it appears.

Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

 

[ArmyJerry]

don’t know about a conspiracy but I have not been impressed by our “justice” system of late. Particularly our Judges. Again I didn’t read that they were adjudicated, just crazy. Since when is crazy sex illegal?

Uh, Jer, it's abuse of their positions monitoring adjudicated individuals. Surely even you get that. Or are all judges part of the huge conspiracy, too?

 

[Supersubes]

Jerry, the nurses removed them from the facility which they had been placed at under court order, due to their mental illness. The sex is just the more sensational sideshow here.

 

[P-Squared]

Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

I don't know doc, when you're staring at that little pink beaver, I don't think that's crazy

 

[Veer_G]

don’t know about a conspiracy but I have not been impressed by our “justice” system of late. Particularly our Judges. Again I didn’t read that they were adjudicated, just crazy. Since when is crazy sex illegal?

This is like dealing with a dripping faucet.

From the article:

The patients were at the facility under court order because of mental illnesses.

 

[Rthur]

This guy approves...

R

 

[ArmyJerry]

I didn’t see any mention of them being placed there under court order. The way I read it were the nurses having a side job. Kind of reminds me of the family Guy episode of the police bursting in on a hooker and a john, then being disappointed to see a camera set up and realizing its a porn shoot. They couldn’t do anything. Ha.

Jerry, the nurses removed them from the facility which they had been placed at under court order, due to their mental illness. The sex is just the more sensational sideshow here.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Missed that, but again so what. A little poon tang never kilt anyone.

This is like dealing with a dripping faucet.

From the article:

 

[Veer_G]

Poon Tang ... the mysteriously pink breakfast beverage.

 

[ArmyJerry]

So were they sex therapists?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Mass shooting? They were in lockdown on a funny farm. I love the notion that a dose of pussy is gonna automatically deter a loose cannon from rolling across the deck.

Not sure, but I'm thinkin' we're in agreement. Seems like a bit of trim once in a while might just help keep the lanyards tight and the cannons in their rightful places......

 

[QuickNDirty]

Oddly relevant comment.. I was watching a documentary about prostitution during the first civil war on my way home today.

That shit can get out of control pretty quickly. Before you know it, you've got a quarter of your army pissing razor blades and crying like little girls.

 

[Veer_G]

Oddly relevant comment.. I was watching a documentary about prostitution during the first civil war on my way home today.

That shit can get out of control pretty quickly. Before you know it, you've got a quarter of your army pissing razor blades and crying like little girls.

I like the way you put that: "first" Civil War.

 

[1J04]

P.R.E.A. Much?

 

[QuickNDirty]

P.R.E.A. Much?

Is P.R.E.A what I think it is? Cuz I don't think this was that.

 

[1J04]

Prison Rape Elimination Act and it is 100% that due to their positions. And I'm not talking like Doggy Style, or am I?

 

[Threadcutter308]

I don't know doc, when you're staring at that little pink beaver, I don't think that's crazy

P.R.E.A. Much?

Jesus, you had to go there ? You got 500 pounds of grade A, butchered ham in the freezer, a fukin dog that mistakes you for God and that wasn't good enough ?........

 

[Veer_G]

 

[1J04]

Jesus, you had to go there ? You got 500 pounds of grade A, butchered ham in the freezer, a fukin dog that mistakes you for God and that wasn't good enough ?........

lmfao Nope, but it's getting better as we speak..........

Time for some Surf n Turf. Cheap New Yorks being done by Larry for myself n 2 Sons, and Mrs. Larry is making Ebi Fry. Couple bottles of wine, Red n White, few Brewski's and ya, that'll be 'good enough', for meow.

 

[MtnCreek]

I'm confused, I thought you were jimmy.

 

[Veer_G]

I'm confused, I thought you were jimmy.

He's only Jimmy on most days that end with a -y.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Heifer hookers humping hospitalized hypomania's.

 

[Veer_G]

Heifer hookers humping hospitalized hypomania's.

Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

 

[FS1]

If I am ever committed for insanity? I sure hope there are caring young ladies like that, who are willing help soothe my inner demons.

 

[supercorndogs]

If I am ever committed for insanity? I sure hope there are caring young ladies like that, who are willing help soothe my inner demons.

Is that code for a finger in the bottom.

 

[bogeybrown]

On this forum I doubt I'm alone in that I'm typically one very bad day and the wrong judge away from some form of confinement.

Put these girls to work at the VA and make them shirts that say " the fuckin you get for the fuckin you got".

 

[Veer_G]

Is that code for a finger in the bottom.

 

[supercorndogs]

All joking aside. You take classes before you get a job like this. One of them, they explain how there is no such thing as consensual sex between you and the people in your care. They explain to you, that if it does happen, you will be charged with rape. I took the class. They did not act like they were kidding.

 

[Rthur]

All joking aside. You take classes before you get a job like this. One of them, they explain how there is no such thing as consensual sex between you and the people in your care. They explain to you, that if it does happen, you will be charged with rape. I took the class. They did not act like they were kidding.

Was this one like the cpr class where you work the dummy over?...

R

 

[supercorndogs]

Was this one like the cpr class where you work the dummy over?...

R

Opposite, you have to prove you're not one, and leave the dummy alone.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

 

[Veer_G]

Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

FIFY ...

 

[oneshot86]

Not sure, but I'm thinkin' we're in agreement. Seems like a bit of trim once in a while might just help keep the lanyards tight and the cannons in their rightful places......

at least keeps everyone whistling

 

[oneshot86]

Cannot believe it we forgot the most important word.

HORNY Hefty Horse-faced Heifer Hookers Happily Humping Hospitalized Hippomanic Hypomaniacs?

big no shitter

 

[Spartan67]

This is not a surprise to me at all. Im a guard in a maximum security mental hospital ,that has 267 of the most violent sexual predators you can possibly imagine. Each has an average of 7 violent arrest. The fucked up part is, that I still cant believe, ever so often, a staff member gets fired for having a sexual relation with one of the Patients.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

This is not a surprise to me at all. Im a guard in a maximum security mental hospital ,that has 267 of the most violent sexual predators you can possibly imagine. Each has an average of 7 violent arrest. The fucked up part is, that I still cant believe, ever so often, a staff member gets fired for having a sexual relation with one of the Patients.

So, in all this 'incarceration' that is taking place, is there ANY positive contribution to society that taking place? Has there been ANY improvement/cure/'repairing' of the deviance?

In other words, other that your employment (and THANK YOU for that).... is the facility justifiable?

 

[Downtown]

Well, the positive contribution to society might be that 267 violent sexual predators do not walk among us. Perhaps that is justification for such a place. Though I suppose the term "hospital" may be misleading.

 

[Spartan67]

So, in all this 'incarceration' that is taking place, is there ANY positive contribution to society that taking place? Has there been ANY improvement/cure/'repairing' of the deviance?

In other words, other that your employment (and THANK YOU for that).... is the facility justifiable?

Yes! Very justified!! . They are in for life. NYS Office of Mental Health has created laws that alow them to be held indefinitely because of a psychotic defect. The "patients" use the mental diagnosis to leagly be unable to be prosecuted. Giving them free rain to try to do what ever the fuck they want. There smart, educated, patient, methodical, and know that they are never getting out.
We battle continuing budget cuts, Administrators who try to undermined us, and a very "patient rights" attitude. All this Boys and Girls, unarmed!
A perfect shit storm!