Oh, Whoever Will Step Into His itty-Bitty Wittle Lollipop Guild Midget Boots?

[Veer_G]

The last of the Lollipop Guild is dead and gone.

Oh, woe is the world.

Who will step waaaay up and into his midget boots and guard the start of the Yellow Brick Road?

Where can we find such a man of appropriately short stature?

http://www.fox29.com/news/jerry-maren-last-surviving-member-of-lollipop-guild-dies-at-98

 

[2ndamendfan]

Is it okay if he (over)watches from a hill about 1000 yards away?

 

[Veer_G]

Is it okay if he (over)watches from a hill about 1000 yards away?

I'd need to know the height of the hill relative to the @ where the road starts in order to do the math. We might have to build him a hide on top of something to get him high enough. It's all a matter of trigonometry.

 

[sandwarrior]

The last of the Lollipop Guild is dead and gone.

Oh, woe is the world.

Who will step waaaay up and into his midget boots and guard the start of the Yellow Brick Road?

Where can we find such a man of appropriately short stature?

http://www.fox29.com/news/jerry-maren-last-surviving-member-of-lollipop-guild-dies-at-98

Are you saying some guy named Frank could do it?...

 

[lash]

Are you saying some guy named Frank could do it?...

No, he set you up so that you would say it.

 

[Veer_G]

 

[sandwarrior]

This is where I need a pic of one of shanksters 'hefties" asking Veer if he'll come over and punish me.