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Maggie’s On his 77th birthday.....

SmokinAce

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Feb 9, 2010
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On his 77th birthday, Pete got a gift certificate from his wife Molly.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
Reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
Dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The medicine man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine
and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say
1-2-3. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever
been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do
I stop the medicine from working?"
The medicine man responded, "Your partner must say 1-2-3-4, but when she
does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
Eager to see if it worked, the old man went home, showered, shaved, took
a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the
bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3".
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, gentlemen, is why we should never end our sentences with
a preposition.... because we could end up with a dangling participle...