On the eigth day God created accidents.

[Maggot]

The eight day of creation is a little known fact, but this is the reason.

$100,000 relocation fee? It's California.

California Airbnb owner says 'tenant from hell' won't leave or pay​

USA Today
https://www.usatoday.com › news › nation › 2023/10/09

 

[Maxduty]

Fawk that. Now that it's all over the news, the only option is to pay some Crips to remove the problem while it's not on the property.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

“Hirschhorn's attorney said the city had never approved the unit for occupancy, and that its shower was constructed without a permit. Therefore, she's not required to pay rent, he said.”

If the home is unfit to live in due to no permits, then why is she living there?

She’s gotta leave sometime. Use that time to take what’s yours.

 

[Ronws]

Here is what the landowner can do. 'Fess up to the remodel without permit.

Then, get a permit and rip out that shower. Have a bunch of workers going in and out, inspectors back and forth. She is the one that pointed this out by way of her attorney. Let her put up with the dust and noise of remodeling.

And then report her for code violations. As a tenant, you are not above the law. Wear her out with all this legality. You want permits and inspections? We got them.

 

[96coal449]

Here is what the landowner can do. 'Fess up to the remodel without permit.

Then, get a permit and rip out that shower. Have a bunch of workers going in and out, inspectors back and forth. She is the one that pointed this out by way of her attorney. Let her put up with the dust and noise of remodeling.

And then report her for code violations. As a tenant, you are not above the law. Wear her out with all this legality. You want permits and inspections? We got them.

^^^^^ This
Make her want to leave!

I'm going through similar. Two people, from afar, want me out of my house. I won't break. I won't run.
The threats keep coming. Oh please, please, PLEASE breach my contract. I'd love to pay off my house super early.

 

[DOA]

Here is more info.

Airbnb squatter unsuccessfully tried to sue LA couple over car crash

Unearthed court filings obtained by DailyMail.com reveal Elizabeth Hirschhorn is a serial litigant who also tried to sue an LA couple over a 2017 car accident only to be accused of lying.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[MadDuner]

Hire a squatter to break in when she leaves for any reason.
They live there now.
The fucked-up laws will protect them the same as her.

 

[n2ishun]

Just get a bunch of lawn chairs and splay them around the place, all facing said abode.
Go find a bunch of bikers and tell them beer is on me.....but you need to hang out in these chairs.
Be sure most of the chairs are facing the windows.
If needed, provide binoculars.

Problem solved.

 

[96coal449]

Just get a bunch of lawn chairs and splay them around the place, all facing said abode.
Go find a bunch of bikers and tell them beer is on me.....but you need to hang out in these chairs.
Be sure most of the chairs are facing the windows.
If needed, provide binoculars.

Problem solved.

It would be even better if they were hangin out at the kitchen table.

 

[AngryKoala]

Buy a skunk and then place it in the house.

 

[NoDopes]

Cut the power.

 

[oneshot86]

Go south a couple few miles south and go to a special place called San onofre.
It's on camp Pendleton. There's a real classy place there called the E club...
The guys all have short hair and fight each other when they get drunk. Tell them you are having a party and there will be chicks and free beer.

 

[Rthur]

A train horn with a remote...

150db


R

 

[n2ishun]

Go south a couple few miles south and go to a special place called San onofre.
It's on camp Pendleton. There's a real classy place there called the E club...
The guys all have short hair and fight each other when they get drunk. Tell them you are having a party and there will be chicks and free beer.

You're assuming those guys aren't wearing skirts these days.
I'd wager more than a few are.

 

[Maxduty]

You're assuming those guys aren't wearing skirts these days.
I'd wager more than a few are.

Ever since that stopped drinking that water at Lejeune

 

[Ronws]

Go south a couple few miles south and go to a special place called San onofre.
It's on camp Pendleton. There's a real classy place there called the E club...
The guys all have short hair and fight each other when they get drunk. Tell them you are having a party and there will be chicks and free beer.

And will they sing "you've lost that loving feeling..."?

 

[Ronws]

He could always hire @Bigfatcock over there to sunbathe nude.

 

[BuildingConceptsllc]

^^^^^ This
Make her want to leave!

I'm going through similar. Two people, from afar, want me out of my house. I won't break. I won't run.
The threats keep coming. Oh please, please, PLEASE breach my contract. I'd love to pay off my house super early.

Wait.... what???

 

[Charmingmander]

I still don't understand when it became legally acceptable for someone to just squat on your property?

 

[Ronws]

The update article that mentions her lawsuit in a car accident does mention that the landowner did get a permit, after all, but she is refusing access to the place to do the work. Seems like no one has enough cojones to stand up to this woman.

 

[TheBigCountry]

That must be the day he created Howie

 

[Maggot]

The update article that mentions her lawsuit in a car accident does mention that the landowner did get a permit, after all, but she is refusing access to the place to do the work. Seems like no one has enough cojones to stand up to this woman.

Another article I read called her a serial litigator. She's done the same thing before.

Accident.

 

[Redmanss]

Los Angeles? Fuck him, he got what he voted for.