Maggie’s One last kiss

[Mr blasty]

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to
jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

 

[ballsdeep]

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[bohem]

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lmao...

 

[Big Bo]

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Good one

 

[sdkidaho]

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And the last line:

He then grabbed the young man and bodily tossed him over the edge.

"No witness. It never happened."

 

[Invstr21]

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same joke with a different twist


A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man.
"I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small, but comfortable, compartment in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.

"He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain,

"This is the Staten Island Ferry."

 

[sealinck]

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Lol

 

[CraigT]

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Funny

 

[RAF2]

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I think the Staten Island one is really a blond joke... still funny

 

[ejb]

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i wonder if he pushed him off after that