Re: One Liners
A few of my regulars....but then most folks from Texas will know these...
Hotter'n a fresh fu*ked fox in a forest fire.
Colder than a well diggers ass in January.
I can dive deeper an come up dryer.
Texas, land of wooden derricks and iron men.
Wyoming, where men are men an sheep are nervous.
Son,don't shit an ole shitter.
Fu*k you an the horse you rode in on.
Bitch is more dangerous than a whore w/ a broke tooth.
You're goofier than a pet coon.
I'm so mean, I 'fraid to go to bed at night, 'fraid I'll bite muhself.
Well kiss my ass an call me Roy.
That'll go over like a fart in a diving bell.
He's dumber than a barrel of hammer handles.
She's ugly as mud fence.
Suck me off w/ a breast pump.
If I tell ya a piss ant can pull a twelve row plow, jus hitch em up an start ta plowing.
Boy done shit in his mess kit.
It's obvious you, sir, are confusing me w/ someone who gives a fu*k.
He's as worthless as tits on a boar hog.
His shit is flakier than the Pillsbury doughboy.
