Oneshots wood, we deliver a massive load...

[oneshot86]

thanks for the idear, mt creek...

gents, i am going to have firewood t shirts made
but, i am not a artist, i wouldnt be able to come up with an idea to save my life
give me some ideas, i want people to really want one.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I thought that Bender said he does shirts and can do th WWAJD shirt . Good luck . If you're lucky everyone will want your wood .

 

[Mike Casselton]

I like burning wood. I just don't want my woody to burn

 

[...]

"you wont be able to keep your hands off our wood!"

 

[THEIS]

We deliver when your husband brings home soft wood.

We deliver hard wood for maximum heat.

 

[DuneBoer]

Oneshot? He gives me wood.

 

[oneshot86]

I thought that Bender said he does shirts and can do th WWAJD shirt . Good luck . If you're lucky everyone will want your wood .

i have my telephone number in a pm to him already, i have wanted to do this since last year.
time to nip this in the bud and get it done, anycool ass idea would be appreciated

 

[DuneBoer]

Oneshot. He is always packing wood.

 

[oneshot86]

"you wont be able to keep your hands off our wood!"

carol aint gonna like that one dawg

 

[...]

Whipped this one up for ya

 

[2ndamendfan]

For a women's shirt (unless you swing the other way)
"Hard wood makes me hot"

 

[Redmanss]

How much wood can oneshot chuck?

About that much...

 

[Sean the Nailer]

"Got Wood?"

or

"Sahara Logging Company
-now we're over here-"

or

"Earth First
-we'll log the rest later!"

or

"Log It
Pave It
Drive On It"

 

[...]

this is too much fun

 

[oneshot86]

About that much...

[/QUOTE]

oh you you bastage.

 

[oneshot86]

Oneshot? He gives me wood.

dude, my thought, real quick, dudes are going to be wearing these shirts...

i dont need no dudes wearing shirts that say i give them wood, you a weirdo or what?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Mike is sporting wood,
And it burns too.

 

[Dewey7271]

Wife cold?
Give her some wood.
Call BR549 (or whatever)

 

[Mike Casselton]

Speaking seriously on firewood.
Our Publix got a big load of firewood bundles on Tuesday. As of this evening they had two bundles left.

Get this, each bundle sold for $5.99.
Not sure what your labor and material cost would be, but damn, that could make a lot of money selling small bundles.

 

[Veer_G]

Sportin' Wood Combustibles Co.
Back Door, Front Door, We Deliver

 

[Maggot]

An adaptation of this:

Have Wood, Will Travel.

 

[Geno C.]

An adaptation of this:

Have Wood, Will Travel.

Seeing as he delivers, that's not a bad idea!

 

[DuneBoer]

dude, my thought, real quick, dudes are going to be wearing these shirts...

i dont need no dudes wearing shirts that say i give them wood, you a weirdo or what?

"Pole Smoker Wood Company We whack It and Stack it." Is this better?

 

[DuneBoer]

Ok I had my fun. What do you think of this? Beavers, Wood, inside joke anyone could wear.

 

[pmclaine]

We will deliver it dry and in the rear without the pain...