Massive brawl at Pennsylvania Golden Corral involving 40 people erupts over steak: Police
A viral video shows a massive melee at a Golden Corral in Pennsylvania.
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Let the poors fight over scraps at the corral.
It amuses me.
It amuses me.
Popular down here, named the Golden Trough.
I miss Ryans...
Worth the read
Now, I know that there is a lot of embellishment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth. Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me.
A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment....
The demographics in the video explain perfectly why this happened.
yep store shelves go empty for a couple days because of whatever, this nation is going to see some serious stuff...
a better link. The natives are hungeryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4cpBDCNEs
I laughed my ass off............this is some funny, pun intended, shit here.........
We used to call it "The Trough" back when I was working down in MD.
I swear I saw a chick sit on a stool and... it disappeared.
If you made fun of the staff, they would whip out some Central American blowgun and dart you in the neck. One Minute, you are laughing at the plate-clearer... the next... BAM... you are passing out from something gleaned from a little yellow frog.
Avoid at all costs. Makes Ponderosa look like Ruths Chris... which is STILL not a compliment.
Just 'sayin.
SIrhr
You haven't seen fat people until you go to a Golden Corral in the South.
400lbs with a pile of ribs on their plate and a piece of chocolate cake on top.
I'm 475 lbs at 5'-1" and I'm NOT FAT , I'm earthly .
If they find the right one I can hear it now...
"Din du nuffin."
"Din du nuffin."
Shit gets real when a fresh slab of faux prime rib goes on the carving station.
so i don't usually go to "all you can eat" buffets, but my family talked me into going to some indian casino with an all you can eat crab leg buffet.
of course there was other things, but freaking pigs would just stand in front of the freaking crab legs while they tried to stack as many legs on their freaking plate as physically possible. i swear to freaking god i was this close to putting somebody down right there in line with a punch to the back of their freaking skull.
i am trying not to swear so much.
of course there was other things, but freaking pigs would just stand in front of the freaking crab legs while they tried to stack as many legs on their freaking plate as physically possible. i swear to freaking god i was this close to putting somebody down right there in line with a punch to the back of their freaking skull.
i am trying not to swear so much.
Sounds like Popeye's when they run out of spicy chicken sandwiches. Who in their right mind eats at Golden Corral?
I have a Ryans poop story.... so I was like 11 years old and did the Ryan's family dinner thing. 4 plates of food, gallon of coke. So I get this gut wrenching poop feeling as we are starting to leave. Being 11 my dad hangs out near the bathroom entrance while the rest went to the car. So I get myself positioned in the handicap stall and proceed to let out one of the biggest craps I’ve ever taken in my life. When I got done I turned around and looked at the toilet and I knew for a fact turds like this would not flush at the house in sheer panic overwhelm my body. I did not want to be the kid at Ryan’s that stuffed up the toilet and got shit all over the floor. So I reluctantly flush the toilet and to my surprise it’s one of those old school toilets and it flushes like fucking Niagara Falls. A wave of relief came over me and I screamed YES!! YES!YES!! I couldn’t believe it didn’t back up!!
When I exited the bathroom my father was nowhere to be seen, I walked back to the table we were sitting and everyone was gone so, I went out to the car and everybody was sitting in the car. So apparently me yelling was heard throughout the restaurant and everybody was staring at the bathroom. Dad, not wanting to claim the kid screaming yes in the bathroom had walked out to the car.
Years of jokes were made about this... I haven’t thought about this in a long time and that story reminded me of it. I still miss Ryans!
You guys are really selling this Ryan's place.
I prefer not to blow an o-ring after my meal.
