The Polite Way to Shake Hands
During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her students the
following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher
responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you
Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really
need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but
it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?' Johnny said........I would say:
"Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted
During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her students the
following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher
responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you
Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really
need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but
it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?' Johnny said........I would say:
"Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted
