Please tell me this is a joke!

[diverdon]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article201604224.html

I pray it is untrue. If this is true I've lost hope....it's gotta be satire.

 

[EddieNFL]

What did he say? "That looks like a 'square' shooter."

Bettin' the kids parents have retained a lawyer.

 

[Badfinger]

 

[W54/XM-388]

Typical liberal idiots at school and incompetent police.

I wonder what they think this means %

 

[EddieNFL]

Hybrid shotgun. Cross between side-by-side and over/under. POLICE!