It is my contention that Frosted Pop Tarts are the food of choice for Seal Team 6. It is Gaslight's contention that Toaster Strudels are better. I say Toaster Strudels are for the gheys. Please submit your vote.
Maggie’s POLL: Pop Tarts Vs. Toaster Strudels
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Pop tarts, but only if they've been popped and cherry flavor...
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Toaster Strudels are far superior. .. . fresh icing, soft crusted flaky wholesome goodness, and fresh fruit filling (kinda). Whats NOT to like?
anyone ever try to eat a toaster strudel uncooked???? they are fucking disgusting. Pop tarts you dont even need to warm up. This is why pop tarts get my vote...
you want cold cardboard, just eat the box
I vote Pop Tarts. Either frosted Strawberry or frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon.
Been many-a-matches that I regained strength and composure after eating one....Should be official Sniper's Hide Snack! lol
Been many-a-matches that I regained strength and composure after eating one....Should be official Sniper's Hide Snack! lol
what kind of horse shit is this? no one in their right mind should be eating that crap
WTF is going on in here?
I've eaten my weight in Toaster Strudels and Pop Tarts. Toaster strudels do win in the frosting department. I could eat a thousand of those little packets of deliciousness. However nothing (and I mean NOTHING) can replace a hot S'mores Pop Tart and the graham cracker goodness with hot marshmallow and chocolate.
If it is only strawberry vs. strawberry, though... strudels all the way.
If it is only strawberry vs. strawberry, though... strudels all the way.
I'm going to ignore all you poptart eating mother f*#ers
Strudles are far better though I get a craving for near-burnt pop-tarts once every few years. Honestly, I rarely have either as fresh doughnuts are far superior to either of the choices.
Here's the skinny: Pop Tarts vs Toaster Strudel - Difference and Comparison | Diffen
Here's the skinny: Pop Tarts vs Toaster Strudel - Difference and Comparison | Diffen
I like the unfrosted Pop tarts, cinnamon.
Original "no frosting" Strawberry Pop-Tarts and a glass of milk fed me more growing up than any other foods.
The Strudels were good too, but I only got those when I went over to my rich friends' homes.
The Strudels were good too, but I only got those when I went over to my rich friends' homes.
This is my favorite post on SH. There is real soul here. And soul has feelings. And feelings =nerves.
In the trigger finger. End of story. Send the Strudel.
Toaster strudels FTW!
I'll pass on both to be honest. Rather have a good quality power bar, cereal bar or granola type bar over the overly sugary sweet stuff like Pop Tarts or the Toaster Strudels.
If I were forced to chose between the two options at gunpoint...I'd likely eat the bullet (ok, ok...maybe the Strudel as a close second)!
If I were forced to chose between the two options at gunpoint...I'd likely eat the bullet (ok, ok...maybe the Strudel as a close second)!
It takes a confident man to vote for the wrong breakfast...food? Jus' sayin.
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This isn't about sugary breakfast foods, it is about principle it is about patriotism, if you like poptarts you are a communist. Strudle represents everything that is right with a free market enterprise....
Strudel is a German word. If you like Strudel you support Naziism.
+1 and btw I cannot believe this thread has 30 votes
No frosting=WINNING!
Gaslight
Have you had the Boston Cream Pie Toaster Strudels?
I'm with you - poptarts are for commy fags.
Have you had the Boston Cream Pie Toaster Strudels?
I'm with you - poptarts are for commy fags.
I like toaster strudels but pop-tarts are dairy free and thus get my vote. Screw gastric distress.
^^^^^Exactly!!
Pop tarts, toaster strudel is too fancy for me. Pop tarts don't need toasted to taste good.
Have to love the Toaster Strudel but if i need a fix a hole in da Floor board or build a shelter give me a case of poptarts.....
"84% of all profits from US Domestic sales of PopTarts breakfast wafers goes directly to furthering the great cause of equality in animal treatment through our unbreakable partnership with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"
poptarts is a wholy owned subsidiary of ebay and peta
plus 73% of all proceeds from poptart sales go directly to the Brady Campaign
78% of Americans support a ban on Pop-Tarts
Pop-Tarts cause Global Warming.
What if you were too poor for either, i dont see toastems as a choice
Strawberry Toaster Strudels= warm, soft, moist on the inside....then at the very end you toss some sticky white sauce on it and hope and pray the decision doesn't impact you for the next 18 years.
Pop Tarts get my vote, they make for an easy field snack with lots of carbs for quick energy. I wouldn't want to be walking around with a strudel in my cargo pocket.
If it was on taste alone the strudel would have ranked higher.
If it was on taste alone the strudel would have ranked higher.
After work today I am going to play hockey, and I will be snacking on a PopTart on the way.
I call for Universal background checks for Toaster Strudels!
90% of Americans want it!
90% of Americans want it!
So, sonny, are we for, or against those, too?
Hmm?
By the way, mad props on your first thread and posts. I'm just so, so proud of you!
Breakfast: Box of frosted cinnamon pop-tarts, a bag of granulated sugar, and a diet Mt. Dew. Anything else is un-American.
You forgot bacon.... communist...
Mmm, meth-head cuisine, gotta love it!
Oh, and for the record? Brown Sugar Cinnamon Frosted, toasted.
76 Votes. . . . WTF has this forum come too? I guarantee if Toaster Strudel was listed in an unbiased way instead of "Ghey ass toaster strudel" it would be winning.
Mea culpa...I apologize and slouch corrected.
Pop Tarts get my vote simply for their availability factor. You can buy a pop tart (although it may be stale as hell) in any gas station anywhere. I have driven many miles around this great country and i have yet to go into a gas station or convenience store anywhere and see a Toaster Strudel.
Frosted Strawberry if I have a toaster oven or if not.... Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
Frosted Strawberry if I have a toaster oven or if not.... Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon
Frosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts were handed down to Moses by God himself. Jesus would eat Pop Tarts too. Been many a time when I survived for weeks in the high mountains on nothing but Pop Tarts, beef jerky and water. Toaster strudel causes colon cancer. Have to admit my oldest daughter sucks those toaster strudel frosting packets like a sugar vampire. Interesting that I haven't seen the unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts in stores near me for years. Thought they quit making those.
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