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Porn Star Ron Jeremy Hospitalized

Krav69

Sergeant
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Minuteman
Mar 24, 2007
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Just letting you guys know that porn legend Ron Jeremy is in the hospital with a heart aneurysm (sp?).

He's a hero in these parts, due to his gargantuan schlong, and for giving fat hairy dudes the belief that they, too, can spank hot women. So long as they have a massive crankshaft. Many a fat hairy SH member has idolized him, no doubt.

He already has had two heart surgeries and is said to be recovering well.

The dude has laid a lotta pipe in his time, so here's to hopin' that he makes a full recovery!!!!
 
Re: Porn Star Ron Jeremy Hospitalized

Dude could give himself a blowjob. Still not sure how to feel about that. Like the old question of why does a dog lick his pecker. Because he can! I guess he can tell the women how he likes it done....
 
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After filling that hog with blood so often its no wonder his heart has been under strain.
 
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This is the only man I have seen who is truly uglier than I am.
 
Re: Porn Star Ron Jeremy Hospitalized

He was in Las Vegas for the porn convention that was going on the same time SHOT was going on. He seemed like he was doing fine at the Hard Rock hotel when a couple of co-workers of mine met him at the elevator. Lots of crazy shit going on at that hotel!