Precautionary Premptive PSA on Penis Problem

[Alphatreedog]

So I was recently made aware of a disturbing penis disorder called Peronies Disorder or PD . Aparently a hard deposit in the penis causes it to bend unnaturally rendering erections excruciatingly painful . One of the causes of this disorder is repeated injury to the penis . So I urge caution in your sexual pursuits you buncha deviates .

Peyronie's Disease

Peyronie's disease is a condition in which scar tissue in the penis causes the penis to bend. WebMD looks at its causes, symptoms, and treatment.

www.webmd.com

Edit: No I did not get diagnoaed with this you tards .

 

[Foul Mike]

The only problem with my Johnson is that when I get around good looking women, it petrifies.
Been that way for a long time. I hope it stays that way.

 

[P-Squared]

So I was recently made aware of a disturbing penis disorder called Peronies Disorder or PD . Aparently a hard deposit in the penis causes it to bend unnaturally rendering erections excruciatingly painful . One of the causes of this disorder is repeated injury to the penis . So I urge caution in your sexual pursuits you buncha deviates .

Peyronie's Disease

Peyronie's disease is a condition in which scar tissue in the penis causes the penis to bend. WebMD looks at its causes, symptoms, and treatment.

www.webmd.com

Edit: No I did not get diagnoaed with this you tards .

Just because you haven't been diagnosed, doesn't mean you're not afflicted. It's OK, you're safe here among friends.

 

[Rthur]

If it is bending in the right direction it could be beneficial.

R

 

[FS1]

That’s how Paula Jones took Bill and Hill for 750k she outed his crooked pecker. Funny even bills pecker is crooked.

Redirect Notice

 

[Alphatreedog]

Funny that Bill Clinton waz the first guy I thoight of . But alas there is treatment .
Penistra ( prounounced pin nes tra ) . Only a doctor can prescribe Penistra . Penistra should not be taken if having sex with dudes or fat chicks . Side effects may include loss of gag reflex and singing show tunes . Penistra may lead to potentially fatal side effects . Like yelling out "Ahhhh my dick" in the men's room and being mistaken for a fag and beaten . Penistra is not for everyone . If your a Liberal do not take Penistra because fuck you douhe bag . Ask your doctor if Penistra is right for you .

 

[Rthur]

Funny that Bill Clinton waz the first guy I thoight of . But alas there is treatment .
Penistra ( prounounced pin nes tra ) . Only a doctor can prescribe Penistra . Penistra should not be taken if having sex with dudes or fat chicks . Side effects may include loss of gag reflex and singing show tunes . Penistra may lead to potentially fatal side effects . Like yelling out "Ahhhh my dick" in the men's room and being mistaken for a fag and beaten . Penistra is not for everyone . If your a Liberal do not take Penistra because fuck you douhe bag . Ask your doctor if Penistra is right for you .

Wouldn't that be Penistr8?...


R

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I mighta had a bit of chatter on the driveshaft due to a misalignment or seven. Drank me some Liqui-Moly. Cleared it right up.

 

[FS1]

Bill took

 

[Maggot]

I was going to comment but couldnt think of anything fit to say.

 

[Kamerad]

So, how is Palmetto State Armory involved with dog-legged driveshafts?

 

[goosed]

So, how is Palmetto State Armory involved with dog-legged driveshafts?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Ravenworks]

How da fuq ya break a dick?

 

[Threadcutter308]

How da fuq ya break a dick?

gawd damned near rect um.....

 

[Kamerad]

gawd damned near rect um.....

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

So, you fucked it up. Through fucking agony you fucked with it and everything that was fucked up is now good to fuck with again?

This is real... be careful out there gents.

Years ago I felt like a slight pop like a cracking joint while an ex was getting a little carried away on top. No discomfort, just executed a reversal and carried on. As the following night's tumescence occurred a painful "knot" became evident right in the middle of the organ in question. The next few weeks were marked by depressing google searches and trying to avoid engorgement, which felt like someone hammering a spike with each heartbeat.

One intense evening, infinitely more memorable than the root cause "incident", I finally had enough of feeling sorry for myself and decided I'd use the damn thing anyway. You'd think that incredible pain would interfere with function but if anything it was enhanced--the damn knot was like a check valve or something. I powered through like a Spartan, out of sheer stubbornness and a refusal to accept the reality that my bedroom career was cut short by injury. Felt like hell itself, and my insensitive, unapologetic ex will still say it was the best night of her life. Cunt.

A day or two later it went back to normal.

 

[acudaowner]

yea give it your all boys .

 

[Alphatreedog]

This is real... be careful out there gents.

Years ago I felt like a slight pop like a cracking joint while an ex was getting a little carried away on top. No discomfort, just executed a reversal and carried on. As the following night's tumescence occurred a painful "knot" became evident right in the middle of the organ in question. The next few weeks were marked by depressing google searches and trying to avoid engorgement, which felt like someone hammering a spike with each heartbeat.

One intense evening, infinitely more memorable than the root cause "incident", I finally had enough of feeling sorry for myself and decided I'd use the damn thing anyway. You'd think that incredible pain would interfere with function but if anything it was enhanced--the damn knot was like a check valve or something. I powered through like a Spartan, out of sheer stubbornness and a refusal to accept the reality that my bedroom career was cut short by injury. Felt like hell itself, and my insensitive, unapologetic ex will still say it was the best night of her life. Cunt.

A day or two later it went back to normal.

One of the guys from Three Dog Night had his pecker explode . Seen a documentary on the band and the guy starts tellin this story . His Johnson had gotten sore and swollen from over use . Doctor told him to give it a rest . He didn't and his meat grenade went of in the girl .

 

[MtnCreek]

Power long stroking, stroke longer than my pecker, jabbed the chick between the puss and leg. Made a pop sound and hurt like hell.

And reverse cowgirl was invented by a bitch that hates dudes and peckers.

 

[Jscb1b]

Come on guys, quit fucking around.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Gives a whole new meaning to get bent .

 

[Northfl]

If ya stop beating it down it will fix itself. Quit making it look like

 

[armorpl8chikn]

If it is bending in the right direction it could be bendeficial.

R

Jeez...you had your chance...but, you blew it. No worries, I fix, I fix so proper penis pun.

 

[Aries256]

New meaning to the phrase “boner” ?