Pugilistic pachyderm Persistently pummels proud Punjabi peasants prompting pathetic press prose

[sirhrmechanic]

Rogue elephant named after Bin Laden kills five Indian villagers

Forest officials in northeast India on Friday conducted a major operation to contain a rogue elephant that killed five villagers earlier this week. The male elephant, dubbed "Laden" by locals after the late Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, killed the people on Tuesday night in Assam state...

news.yahoo.com

Where are the seals when you need them?

Veer, want to go shoot an elephant with me? I want to be known as the man who shot the elephant named Osama bin Laden!!

I’ll get a book contract out of it, I just know it!

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Dat thread title...

 

[W54/XM-388]

That elephant is just a misunderstood eco-warrior.
He is trying to solve global warming & protect the planet by reducing the human carbon footprint.
Reduce number of humans = smaller carbon footprint.

He just is going about it the direct action route & not just saying he wants to, like the rest of the earth worshipers....

 

[MtnCreek]

Better start practicing your 500ne double tap.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[MtnCreek]

500NE for elephants. 45-70 is for bison and injuns.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

That works... .500 NE is expensive though. Gonna have to be a handloader and cast/machine your own. 530-grain copper monolithic solid will take down anything on this planet.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

.470 Capstick... unless I want to bring my .458 win Mag or my .416 Taylor.

I’ll let Jim -Er- Veer use the backup .577 snider. It’s a good thing he has goring and trampling insurance from Mutual of Omaha!

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

Rogue elephant named after Bin Laden kills five Indian villagers

Forest officials in northeast India on Friday conducted a major operation to contain a rogue elephant that killed five villagers earlier this week. The male elephant, dubbed "Laden" by locals after the late Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, killed the people on Tuesday night in Assam state...

news.yahoo.com

Where are the seals when you need them?

Veer, want to go shoot an elephant with me? I want to be known as the man who shot the elephant named Osama bin Laden!!

I’ll get a book contract out of it, I just know it!

Cheers, Sirhr

Only one fly in your kedgeree, Sirhr sahib.

The Punjab is in the Northwest, distinctly, even; Assam is in the Northeast.

So, so sorry, sahib. Chai, sahib?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Rogue elephant named after Bin Laden kills five Indian villagers

Forest officials in northeast India on Friday conducted a major operation to contain a rogue elephant that killed five villagers earlier this week. The male elephant, dubbed "Laden" by locals after the late Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, killed the people on Tuesday night in Assam state...

news.yahoo.com

Where are the seals when you need them?

Veer, want to go shoot an elephant with me? I want to be known as the man who shot the elephant named Osama bin Laden!!

I’ll get a book contract out of it, I just know it!

Cheers, Sirhr

Your gonna need more hair gel . ?

 

[FS1]

When Veer and Sirh went hunting for elephant with gun
Then by accident they went to Punjab not Assam
He's the all American bullet-headed saxon mother's son.
All the Pujabis sang.

Hey.......

 

[Alphatreedog]

When Veer and Sirh went hunting for elephant with gun
Then by accident they went to Punjab not Assam
He's the all American bullet-headed saxon mother's son.
All the Pujabis sang.

Hey.......

Hey 300 grain pill
What can it kill
What can it killllll
Hey 300 grain pill
What can it kill
What can it killlll

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Yeah, I know... Assam is full of Coolies picking Tea and the Punjab is to the West.

But You can't Alliterate Pachyderm with Assami, now can you?

Goddamned critics...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Veer_G]

Yeah, I know... Assam is full of Coolies picking Tea and the Punjab is to the West.

But You can't Alliterate Pachyderm with Assami, now can you?

Goddamned critics...

Cheers,

Sirhr

I am not Sam
I am not from Assam
I do no not eat green eggs and ham
Of things Punjabi I give not a damn

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I am not Sam
I am not from Assam
I do no not eat green eggs and ham
Of things Punjabi I give not a damn

Fine, go all Theodore Geisel on me... that's still not alliteration there, Horton! ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Jscb1b]

.470 Capstick... unless I want to bring my .458 win Mag or my .416 Taylor.

I’ll let Jim -Er- Veer use the backup .577 snider. It’s a good thing he has goring and trampling insurance from Mutual of Omaha!

Cheers, Sirhr

That is mutual of obama.

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[Dirty D]

Q: What’s that between the elephants toes?

A: Slow villagers

 

[19Scout77]

PC version of a classic joke! What’s the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow natives...

 

[Alabusa]

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Ar first glance, I thought the pic, on bottom right, was Joe Biden.

 

[Dirty D]

PC version of a classic joke! What’s the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow natives...

Natives! Nnnnnatives!