Maggie’s read carefully

[jcwarrior87]

So there was a man who had been a horrible man. He one day found god. He decided to change his ways and try to repay for his evil past. He went to the local Catholic monastery. After talking with a few of the brothers there, he was tasked with helping to translate bibles since he knew a few languages. After several hours of copying the text he was to translate it became apparent that he was translating from a translation. He then to the brother that was in charge of him and asked if why are we translating from a translation. The brother told him that was a good point and that hew would talk to the lead brother to make sure it was right. The lead brother agreed to go reread the original text. He went in to the cellar were all the original text were and asked to be alone so he could focused on it. After about 15-20 minutes the others were wonder why it was taking so long for him to read it. At about 30 minutes they were starting to worry. after 45 minutes they starting to think that maybe he had some health problem. He was very old. At 60 minutes one of the brothers couldn't take it and when to check on him. He found him weeping horribly with candles lit like he was mourning something. The brother asked him what is wrong.

His reply
He was right the world is celebrate!

 

[Lil'Joe]

Re: read carefully

Old One, but good one.

BTW huked on fhonex wurked fer u

 

[jcwarrior87]

Re: read carefully

Sorry I know my spelling and grammar is horrible. It really keeps me from posting more than I do, because I know how much every one here hates it.

 

[Trapshooter12]

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An Atheist is rowing a boat across a lake when the water starts to boil around him. He is suddenly shot up in the air. He looks down to see a Lake Monster coming out of the lake to eat him. The Atheist blurts out God please save me. Suddenly everything stops and the Atheist hears a voice come down from the Heavens. Why should I save you a minute ago you didn't believe in God. The Atheist shoots back a minute ago I didn't believe in Lake Monsters either

 

[desertrat1979]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Trapshooter12</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An Atheist is rowing a boat across a lake when the water starts to boil around him. He is suddenly shot up in the air. He looks down to see a Lake Monster coming out of the lake to eat him. The Atheist blurts out God please save me. Suddenly everything stops and the Atheist hears a voice come down from the Heavens. Why should I save you a minute ago you didn't believe in God. The Atheist shoots back a minute ago I didn't believe in Lake Monsters either</div></div>

Thats a good one for Agnostics like me.