Safety Brief for the fourth

[Victory]

I know it's a long weekend and many of you that are no longer in the military don't get your safety briefings anymore, so here it is.

Don't drink and drive.

Don't beat your wife.

If you go out, make sure you go out in fire teams.

Don't do drugs.

If you meet a drunk horny chic at the bar, make sure you wrap that shit.

If you get in a fight, you better win and not get arrested.

Have fun and be safe guys. We have a lot stuff coming down the line and we need everyone of you to accomplish these missions. We can't afford to loose any trigger pullers because you wanted to get drunk and do dumb shit.

Be safe out there.

Stalker 7 out

 

[Strickland]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

Don't forget about making sure you tuck your shirt in and wear a belt....

Or has things changed?

 

[jasonk]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

You forgot:

Don't blow any fingers off, always assume it's a fast fuse!

 

[deadly0311]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

Our ghey ass Air Wing SgtMjrs would always tell us

"If your buddy hands you his beer and says watch this, you better stop him"

and dont be doing no dudes.... but for some of you that wont apply

 

[cavscout1983]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

There are no single women in housing; if they are in housing and single- they're too young.

 

[bikemancs]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

I like my 1SG's Briefing (Company response is second line)

If you Drink
-don't drive

If you drive
-don't drink

But if you do drink
-drink responsibly!

No Glove?
-No Love!

No money?
-No honey

One Team
-One Fight

Never quit
-never surrender

never surrender
-never quit

....and dismissed.

 

[stefan73]

Re: Safety Brief for the fourth

If your gonna hump, wrap the stump and it better be "your" wife or girl friend or I'm going to f''''' you up you little sh""s, you f"""ing understand me dumba""'s?

My safety briefings back in the day were a little colorful to say the least. My soldiers enjoyed them and actualy listened to them!

Sir your swearing tally for this safety brief is=

Renegade 6