Pres Obama died and went to hell.as he was standing in this gorgeous waitng room he could not notice 7 rooms with nicely dressed people obviously being envolved in highly fun activity.Just as Obama was going to open one of the big walnut doors in walked a well dressed man who introduced himself to Obama as The Devil.Obama was shocked to learn he was the devil and this was hell.Obama was assured hell was overrated and the people in hell reaaly had fun,Obama was skepticle.The devil said to the worried looking pres.if he lked whiskey?Obama said yes.Well see those people in room one?They get to drink the finistwhiskey in the world every Monday.The devil asked Obama do you smoke dope?yeah-a little.Well said the devil see that room overther?They have the premium dope in the world-whatever you desire.The devil said every wednesday they get to do that.Stunned at what Obama saw he told the devil that hell really wasn't what he had heard about it.Just then the devil smiled at Obama and said do you like homosexual and annimal sex of all kinds kinky was the norm of the day.Obama said you know great horned one I really am not into that stuff.The devil sai your really going to hate the weekends then.
Re: satin and the prez
Couldnt happen to a better/or is that a worse person.
Couldnt happen to a better/or is that a worse person.
Re: satin and the prez
Satin? Really? It's Satan. Thought this thread was gonna be something totally different.
Cool joke, bro. <------ sarcasm...
Satin? Really? It's Satan. Thought this thread was gonna be something totally different.
Cool joke, bro. <------ sarcasm...
Re: satin and the prez
Used to be a bill Clinton Joke.... Also it is Heaven is over rated.. Also need to spell check...
Used to be a bill Clinton Joke.... Also it is Heaven is over rated.. Also need to spell check...
Re: satin and the prez
Also, your computer keyboard has a space bar. You two should introduce yourselves.
Also, your computer keyboard has a space bar. You two should introduce yourselves.
Re: satin and the prez
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also, your computer keyboard has a space bar. You two should introduce yourselves. </div></div>
Brutal.....funny and brutal
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also, your computer keyboard has a space bar. You two should introduce yourselves. </div></div>
Brutal.....funny and brutal
Re: satin and the prez
Shouldn't that be an enter key too?
Shouldn't that be an enter key too?
