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Maggie’s Scariest words in the english language.......

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what would I do without snipershide?
 
Re: Scariest words in the english language.......

The scarriest words are when there are none at all...
 
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Wife and I stopped into Wally World to grab a few essentials. While walking through the pharmacy section she grabbed some shampoo and conditioner and then looked at me and said, "Would it bother you if I bought...." couple second pause that seemed like eternity... "a pregnancy test".....

Almost had a heartattack at age 29!

Brandon
 
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From a Second Lieutenant: "In my experience, ..."

From a Major: "I've got a really good idea..."

From a Special Forces Warrant Officer: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
 
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"I think you should get tested"

and

"I'm pregnant." (depending on situation)
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From a Second Lieutenant: "In my experience, ..."

From a Major: "I've got a really good idea..."

From a Special Forces Warrant Officer: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
</div></div>

From a Gunny: "Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it."
 
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Damn Guys Come on now... How the hell did you forget

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Does this outfit make me look fat"</span></span>

and the best I have ever heard is "I know its Quick Wick but I can run Fast"
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emilio</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"How much do you love me?" </div></div>
+1000 Emilio

or: "Hey, lets go to the Brew Pub, and can we go by Furniture Row on the way home?"
 
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Change is Coming.....

These trying economic times....


Those were spoken to me from my Boss last night.

308Panther
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: AverageJoe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Damn Guys Come on now... How the hell did you forget

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Does this outfit make me look fat"</span></span>

</div></div>

Thats when things get interesting based on the response of "no your ass does"....
 
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nesikabay: "I'm too drunk to work the spotlight. You get in the back and I'll drive."
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: phlii</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From a Second Lieutenant: "In my experience, ..."

From a Major: "I've got a really good idea..."

From a Special Forces Warrant Officer: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
</div></div>

From a Gunny: "Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it." </div></div>

HEY, what the hell are you trying to say?? Those are words of comfort
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when my chief(CW4, maintenance) walks into the shop and says "you know what really chaps my ass?"
 
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we have a winner. in response for, We're from the government and we've come to help you
 
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How about "i just need some space" or "I am feeling cornered" those two are pretty rough too.
 
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She asked what did I think of the idea of her mother moving in with us.

SHIT NO!!!!
 
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Wake you up in the middle of the night saying "honey I heard somethung in the house".
 
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"Ok cough for me"
 
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When your bi girl friend takes you to a gay bar, and you go to the mens room you hear "Nice dick....".
 
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"It's positive"


For drug test, pregnancy test, HIV test...
 
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"I smell somthing burning"

those words came about 15 seconds before the smoke alarm went off
 
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Religious and political. A big no-no here.
 
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I decided to date a regular-sized woman this time....

I didn't know I would catch that much heat.
 
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I have found a new nominee for scariest...

"Religious and political. A big no-no here."
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He's just a friend!!!!!
Then the bitch walks with half my retirement and saving!!!!
 
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Assume the position, we are going to have to do a cavity on you................
 
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1SG: "Just got a call from S-3. There's an OPFOR detail for the next month. Anyone not planning on taking Christmas leave?"

Officer to enlisted: "SGT, are you correcting me?"

Wife to husband: "Guess who's pregnant!?!"

PFC to TL: "Hey SGT, Top's going to call you into his office today. God, she looked legal, but..."