Maggie’s Senior Citizen Texting Codes

[vwhugger]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts these may be the codes for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC:See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My - Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL:CGGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT:Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
WMDP: Where's My Darn Phone?
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

 

[pappy42]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

It sucks to be me. I can identify with nearly every item on the list.

 

[Kinsman]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

Yeah, me too.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

+1

Id like to add one..

-MDHOM

My dick Has Outlived Me.

attributed to Willie Nelson on his 75th birthday.

 

[High Binder]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">+1

Id like to add one..

-MDHOM

My dick Has Outlived Me.

attributed to Willie Nelson on his 75th birthday. </div></div>

HA good one Goldie!

 

[Cybnew]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

Haha these are awesome!

 

[vwhugger]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">+1

Id like to add one..

-MDHOM

My dick Has Outlived Me.

</div></div>

Should be the other way around.

 

[pale horse]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

Yes this is funny but at 54 half of its starting. I went to a doc visit and he told me I am sorry but your body is just worn out not much we can do now how many pain killers would you like.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Senior Citizen Texting Codes

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pale horse</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yes this is funny but at 54 half of its starting. I went to a doc visit and he told me I am sorry but your body is just worn out not much we can do now how many pain killers would you like. </div></div>

Opiates? does he give you opiates. My 6 herniated discs LOVE opiates.