Re: Shankster for President.
Let me guess, a chubby for every pot? I would hate to see what the first lady would look like!
Let me guess, a chubby for every pot? I would hate to see what the first lady would look like!
Re: Shankster for President.
I've been know to chase some whale tale every now and again. I'll second the nomination!
I've been know to chase some whale tale every now and again. I'll second the nomination!
Re: Shankster for President.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Let me guess, a chubby for every pot? I would hate to see what the first lady would look like! </span></div></div>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Something like this:</span>
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">Let me guess, a chubby for every pot? I would hate to see what the first lady would look like! </span></div></div>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Something like this:</span>
Re: Shankster for President.
Good lord... I hope the floor can hold her.
Good lord... I hope the floor can hold her.
Re: Shankster for President.
There is something to be said for the hefties. they stay home and cook and clean and wash and mind the kids. They are faithful like something from the four legged friend thread.
The bimbo (Brains in my booty) on the other hand marry you for the easy ride, then while your out working to support them and the brood, screws around on you with your best friend. When you find out, and start to complain, she calls the cops on you, has your guns confiscated, and you put in jail and given a hefty alimony payment.
In addition President Shankster will provide a generous stimulus package for taking care of your hefty, with a liberal trade down allowance if you want to exchange her for a worthless schemeing Bimbo. Of course that will move you into a higher tax bracket. A free gun in every safe. Government supplied Lake City ammunition and training classes. I believe I heard that the Commandant of the Hide would be in charge of all trainings.
<span style="font-size: 17pt"> <span style="color: #CC0000">Vote Shankster.
Vote Smart. </span> </span>
There is something to be said for the hefties. they stay home and cook and clean and wash and mind the kids. They are faithful like something from the four legged friend thread.
The bimbo (Brains in my booty) on the other hand marry you for the easy ride, then while your out working to support them and the brood, screws around on you with your best friend. When you find out, and start to complain, she calls the cops on you, has your guns confiscated, and you put in jail and given a hefty alimony payment.
In addition President Shankster will provide a generous stimulus package for taking care of your hefty, with a liberal trade down allowance if you want to exchange her for a worthless schemeing Bimbo. Of course that will move you into a higher tax bracket. A free gun in every safe. Government supplied Lake City ammunition and training classes. I believe I heard that the Commandant of the Hide would be in charge of all trainings.
<span style="font-size: 17pt"> <span style="color: #CC0000">Vote Shankster.
Vote Smart. </span> </span>
Re: Shankster for President.
Ever great President needs a pet,
Ever great President needs a pet,
Re: Shankster for President.
They're gonna have to install a bigger door on Air Force One.
Hefties, warm in the winter, shaddy in the summer.
They're gonna have to install a bigger door on Air Force One.
Hefties, warm in the winter, shaddy in the summer.
Re: Shankster for President.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BPAWoodwalker</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They're gonna have to install a bigger door on Air Force One.
Hefties, warm in the winter, shaddy in the summer. </div></div>
New Airforce One
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BPAWoodwalker</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They're gonna have to install a bigger door on Air Force One.
Hefties, warm in the winter, shaddy in the summer. </div></div>
New Airforce One
