A man with a sheep under his arm walks into his bedroom where his wife is sitting in bed reading and states: "Honey, this is the cow that I have sex with when you say you have a headache".
His wife, with a disgusted look on her face says: "If you weren't such an idiot, you would know that's a sheep" He replies: "If you weren't such a bitch, you would know that I was talking to the sheep"
His wife, with a disgusted look on her face says: "If you weren't such an idiot, you would know that's a sheep" He replies: "If you weren't such a bitch, you would know that I was talking to the sheep"
