She'll never do laundry again....

[Sean the Nailer]

It is being reported in the news, locally, that just this past week a woman purchased a lottery ticket, then put said ticket in her pants pocket. She'd forgotten about it, and those pants went into the laundry.

It seems, there was practically nothing left of the ticket except paper 'fluff'.

But it was announced the next day, that the WINNING lottery ticket was sold at 'that store' the day before. And she went back, and sure enough there she is on video purchasing said ticket.

The prize is $27,000,000.00ish and she's a little 'beside herself' about this situation.

What's the next step?

 

[W54/XM-388]

The Government laughs all the way to the bank as they get to keep all the money and not share.
Or maybe they roll it over to the next drawing to get people more exited to buy more tickets.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There should be some RFID in the fluff...

Just 'sayin...

 

[Maggot]

Id hit it.

 

[Jim Out]

Well the good news is, California will now have an extra $20M to pay the pedo teachers the union keeps on the payroll to not teach because they can't be fired?

A California woman says she accidentally destroyed her $26 million-winning lottery ticket in the washing machine

If the winning ticket is never found, nearly $20 million of the prize will be donated to California public schools.

www.insider.com

......so that will cover 10 degenerates not teaching....

Teachers who don't teach

L.A. Unified pays teachers not to teach

www.latimes.com

Teachers who don’t teach​

By JASON SONG
MAY 6, 2009 12 AM PT
For seven years, the Los Angeles Unified School District has paid Matthew Kim a teaching salary of up to $68,000 per year, plus benefits.
His job is to do nothing.
Every school day, Kim’s shift begins at 7:50 a.m., with 30 minutes for lunch, and ends when the bell at his old campus rings at 3:20 p.m. He is to take off all breaks, school vacations and holidays, per a district agreement with the teacher’s union. At no time is he to be given any work by the district or show up at school.
He has never missed a paycheck.

In the jargon of the school district, Kim is being “housed” while his fitness to teach is under review. A special education teacher, he was removed from Grant High School in Van Nuys and assigned to a district office in 2002 after the school board voted to fire him for allegedly harassing teenage students and colleagues. In the meantime, the district has spent more than $2 million on him in salary and legal costs.

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[Carlos Danger]

She'll miss her payday and she'll not be long for this world.