Re: Sheriff Joe Arpaio has a TANK!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Storm Tactical</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Last year when Sheriff Joe spoke in Vegas, he said he was forming another special posse, to fight the illegals in AZ, and had signed on Steven Segal and Lou Ferrigno.
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I hope the Sherriff knows that he'll have to hire a stunt double for Segal. He'll need the stunt man to stand-in for his fat ass in case any of those Illegals make a run for it. The stunt-man will also need to be on-the-ready & armed with an Oxygen-mask, in the event Segal encounters a flight of stairs, also, Segal's "double" needs to be prepared for any scenario, such as if Segal's shoe-laces happen to come untied, he would need immediate emergency assistance due to liability concerns that Segal would be in severe danger of having a heart attack were he to try & bend-over, in an attempt to re-tie the laces solo!
One would think if a man got so fat that he could barely lift his leg 6" off the ground w/o hurting himself, would gracefully retire from taking martial arts expert-type, movie gigs. If for nothing else, to avoid the embarrassment of being laughed off the set, for letting himself turn into such a fat-ass, he needs a stunt double for any scenes that require him to walk over 3-steps, or stand in-place for more than a couple minutes! I mean, Damn! I watched his last couple movies, & Segal only had about 15min's of actual screen-time in all 3 movies, combined! I feel sorry for the guy bank-rolling those movies. No more than Segal's ass was on film, they should've cut his fat-ass out the film, & given his poor, over-worked stand-in a raise! Lol