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Re: Show your best "Dentist Office" ghillie

Would a Gynecologist Office Ghillie work???? It could be used to hide in some fat broads bush
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SW, it would work, and I am glad that Shaggy has been mentioned, because he is one that gets it. Not getting into specifics, but it would seem that the 'bare' look is becoming the norm in these media outlets, I suppose because of weight and the focus on lighter is better. 2 pieces of garnish and you know what comes next. But shedding is media hype for those that don't really walk. Weight can be a feature people might focus on, despite efforts by notables like Mr. Shank to demonstrate the banality (triviality) of this, but the beauty of a thing is inside and everyone knows that natural veg is unruly and uncontrolled and defies laws, while still being good.

I want to look and be astounded, and look again. Wonderful is having an idea of what is there but having to venture forward and having the courage to crawl through a jungle of mystery to see.
 
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I've had to study long and hard in order to construct my "Vajayjay" ghillie, right down to the very last detail. Every nuance and fold have been painstakingly applied. I managed to work in an integral Bail-Out-Bag (B.O.B.) with a handy ballistic nylon cord, that doubles as a drag bag. While it is very specialized and highly limited in it's intended environment, I've nailed the AO down to either certain regions of the western bay area or where it might be most effective, creeping the halls of the US Congress. My only drawback so far is the glistening trail it leaves upon exfil.

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You will need some veg. around the edges to knock down on some of the sheen,and leave the suit out side for a more out doors smell to remove the smegma drippings.

I would be careful with the suit around large wildlife or drunk Marines.....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: konabully</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've had to study long and hard in order to construct my "Vajayjay" ghillie, right down to the very last detail. Every nuance and fold have been painstakingly applied. I managed to work in an integral Bail-Out-Bag (B.O.B.) with a handy ballistic nylon cord, that doubles as a drag bag. While it is very specialized and highly limited in it's intended environment, I've nailed the AO down to either certain regions of the western bay area or where it might be most effective, creeping the halls of the US Congress. My only drawback so far is the glistening trail it leaves upon exfil.

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LOL. Great picture
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Forty-One</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Not getting into specifics, but it would seem that the 'bare' look is becoming the norm in these media outlets.. everyone knows that natural veg is unruly and uncontrolled and defies laws, while still being good.

I want to look and be astounded, and look again. Wonderful is having an idea of what is there but having to venture forward and having the courage to crawl through a jungle of mystery to see. </div></div>

Sounds to me like someone just found their old porn stash in an old storage locker circa 1970s. And nobody better even think of posting "THAT" picture again (you guys know which one I'm talking about, that seems to re-appear about every 6 months or so and someone promises to gouge their eyes out).
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: UKDslayer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Forty-One</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I want to look and be astounded, and look again......</div></div>Sounds to me like someone just found their old porn stash in an old storage locker circa 1970s.</div></div>41, I think what you are referring to is the 'Japanese Ghillie'. Myself, I never could sleep in Tokyo's arms. Much preferred Kyoto and Nara. More civilized. Fewer young girls: less giggling.

UKD, I find that for urban camoflage an 11-point fitted charcoal pinstripe Armani works well (and substantial savings to be had by buying the previous year's on sale); add an off-the-rack Canali shirt (plus an identical spare in case the '90 Lafite won't blot-out), Swiss Ballys, and a narrow Marek tie from the mid-80's. When working without a perimeter team it's good practice to ditch the Seiko for a Patek Phillipe or Schaffhausen. Thus equipped, blending in is not a problem and a porn stash not necessary.
 
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Gr., et al. I was trying to get between real and funny. There is an image imprinted on the brain for males. Children are bare and adults have hair. This is the basic.

There is an exception in our country few will discuss but I will say it. Saying what is obvious always costs me.

Google "<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">mormon rape</span></span>." There, you will find 500,000 examples.
 
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Lindy, it was Reagan that brought back the brown suit.
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Everyone knows that good things come in brown packages: it makes people notice (and, as you imply, a dead giveaway when there's no big truck parked outside). Kinda reminds me of stalking next to cows: when they all turn toward you.

41, I don't think I need Google that.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Everyone knows that good things come in brown packages:
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Except a turd in a punch bowl!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lindy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If you think cows are bad, try stalking in the vicinity of ostriches. They're curious, fast, and aggressive.
</div></div>That's the kind of experience one only gets from hiding from the in-laws at Busch gardens. There should be a service ribbon for having to do that sort of thing while on leave.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Badd Kharma</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Everyone knows that good things come in brown packages:</div></div>Except a turd in a punch bowl!</div></div>I'm not so sure about that: I guess that would depend on whose wedding it was.
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