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sirhrmechanic

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Since I'm on politics OD temporarily.... I started to look at what is happening in the rest of the world. And oh my word, what do I discover? That Richard Simmons has been missing for two years!

I mean missing! Gone? Not seen? Maybe being held hostage by MS13? Defected to Guam? Drugged by a family member who is draining his bank account? The mind boggles!

I'm not saying this is a national tragedy. Far from it. But if we're looking for something to have a great time making ruthless fun of (and since AJ's injury is so 10 days ago....) perhaps we can pool our tactical brain power and help America Find Richard Simmons and bring him home! Or at least make endless fun of this situation. Game on!

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The FSB tapped his phones (then tapped dat ass) and used that to blackmail him. Either he trains Spetsnaz or they would send the shocking documents to wikileaks showing that he's a homo. Obviously, he didn't want that to get out...
 
Vanity.

He thought himself quite the thing in his day, age hits despite his struggle to prevent it, he doesn't like that which will effect us all, his vanity has him going hermit, depressed, wasting his waning life inside four walls, rather than enjoying the time he has left spending what was probably a good income earned in his money making years.

Kind of sad. Im sure with his cash he could be a sugar mommy to some pool boy and at least fool his ego into thinking he is still the same doughy, balding fitness guy he was in his younger years.

Kind of makes me feel sad for the guy as he was pretty much harmless, never trying to push his lifestyle on anyone other than eat right and exercise.
 
Leave it to LAPD.

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[h=1]Richard Simmons ‘Seems to Be Perfectly Fine’ According to LAPD Dispatched to Check on His Home[/h]
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Christine Pelisek and Julie Mazziotta,People 4 hours ago
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Richard Simmons is “perfectly fine,” a detective from the Los Angeles Police Department tells PEOPLE.

Detective Kevin Becker confirmed that the LAPD went to the fitness guru’s home for a welfare check, and said that any idea that Simmons is being held hostage is false.

“There was something about his housekeeper holding him hostage and not allowing people to see him and preventing him from making phone calls and it was all garbage and that’s why we went out to see him. None of it is true,” Becker says. “The fact of the matter is we went out and talked to him he is fine, nobody is holding him hostage. He is doing exactly what he wants to do. If he wants to go out in public or see anybody he will do that.”

“He is perfectly fine and he is very happy. I don’t know what he is going to do, but right now he is doing what he wants to do and it is his business.”

Becker adds that Simmons, who has not been seen outside of his home since Feb. 2014, was welcoming every time the LAPD stopped by.

“He was very nice. He was very cordial. He couldn’t have been nicer to us,” the detective says.

Becker’s statement echoes what Simmons’ longtime rep, Tom Estey, has said about him.

“He made a choice to take a break from public life, which he has the right to do,” Estey says. “People need to respect that and not surmise that there’s something wrong, when there’s nothing wrong.”

“For 40 years, he took care of everyone else but himself. And so it’s not that he’s being selfish, he’s just being a person, a regular person, taking care of himself.”

The home check comes just after the premiere of a new podcast called Missing Richard Simmons, where a former fitness client and friend of Simmons looks into his whereabouts.

In the podcast, Mauro Oliveira, a former assistant, masseuse and travel partner of Simmons, claimed that the fitness expert is being held hostage at home by his housekeeper, Teresa Reveles.

“Teresa has been working with him for, since I’ve been working with him . So, holding him hostage is the biggest . Teresa is the housekeeper, she’s the caretaker, she is extraordinary, she is amazing, she takes impeccable care of Richard and she has for as long as I have been working with Richard, so that is a complete load of crap,” Estey says.

Oliveira contacted the police to check on Simmons in Jan. 2015, alleging elder abuse, but the LAPD also reported that Simmons was fine at that time.


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[h=3]‘Missing Richard Simmons’: the story behind the country’s number one podcast[/h]
On February 15, 2014, fitness guru Richard Simmons disappeared from the public eye. He stopped teaching his classes at his Los Angeles studio, Slimmons. He didn’t return phone calls, emails or messages from his friends or fans. On the third anniversary of Simmons’ disappearance, Dan Taberski launched the podcast, “Missing Richard Simmons.” Yahoo Global News Anchor Katie Couric sat down with Taberski to discuss the fitness icon’s incredible career success, his uncanny ability to connect with people and why the mystery of Simmons’ disappearance and his desire to find him is so important.