I could see the grainy, cheap quality video with bad sound:
Bigfatcock - 'Gee Nancy, I, I just can't quite decide who to HUMP WITH MY next eRection.'
Nancy- 'Well, maybe I can help you decide.' *cheesy porn music starts as Nancy pulls down her SOGGY, WET Depends revealing some patchy, gray crotch and a 'Vote for JFK' tattoo on saggy, her wrinkled stomach.