We can get a special SH rate on this cruise and we can bring our own weapons and ammo, depositis needed next week.
-BOOT
I was checking cruise lines because I heard the rates are very cheap right
> now. I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the
> Sudan ) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ).
>
> What I found interesting and enlightened is that the cruise is encouraging
> people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you
> don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim
> to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every
> afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum
> of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail
> up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here
> are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.
>
> $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)
>
> M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
> piercing ammo at 15.95
>
> Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo
> at 14.95
>
> Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50
> cal armor piercing at 9.95
>
> Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour ( spotting scope
> included).
>
> Holy Mackerel---- they even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3
> standard loads
>
> "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee
> and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
>
> Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
>
> Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
> offer......... get this.....
>
> "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
>
> Sign my arse up!
>
> They advertise group rates and corporate discounts...... and even claim
> "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"
>
> They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text
> from the ad.
>
> "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
> pirates or we will refund half your money back including gun rental
> charges and any unused ammo ( mini gun charges not included).. How can we
> guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12
> miles of the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking does not occur
> we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this
> for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of
> Somalia . At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off
> at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
> Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb
> 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
>
> As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few
> testimonials
> -----------------------------------------------
>
> I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in
> Africa again. ---- Lars , Hamburg Germany
>
> "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 - -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"------Ned, Salt Lake city , Utah USA
>
> "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry
> about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship
> with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
> --"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
>
> "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed
> and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by
> sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.--- Zeke, Minnahaw Springs ,
> Kentucky USA
>
> Finally, someone had the common sense to cash in AND solve a major
> problem. These folks deserve a medal!
-BOOT
I was checking cruise lines because I heard the rates are very cheap right
> now. I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the
> Sudan ) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ).
>
> What I found interesting and enlightened is that the cruise is encouraging
> people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you
> don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim
> to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every
> afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum
> of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail
> up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here
> are some of the costs and claims associated with the package.
>
> $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)
>
> M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
> piercing ammo at 15.95
>
> Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo
> at 14.95
>
> Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50
> cal armor piercing at 9.95
>
> Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour ( spotting scope
> included).
>
> Holy Mackerel---- they even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3
> standard loads
>
> "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee
> and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
>
> Meals are not included but seem reasonable.
>
> Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
> offer......... get this.....
>
> "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
>
> Sign my arse up!
>
> They advertise group rates and corporate discounts...... and even claim
> "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"
>
> They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text
> from the ad.
>
> "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
> pirates or we will refund half your money back including gun rental
> charges and any unused ammo ( mini gun charges not included).. How can we
> guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12
> miles of the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking does not occur
> we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this
> for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of
> Somalia . At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off
> at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
> Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb
> 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
>
> As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few
> testimonials
> -----------------------------------------------
>
> I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in
> Africa again. ---- Lars , Hamburg Germany
>
> "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0 - -PASSENGERS-32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English"------Ned, Salt Lake city , Utah USA
>
> "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry
> about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship
> with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
> --"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.
>
> "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed
> and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by
> sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.--- Zeke, Minnahaw Springs ,
> Kentucky USA
>
> Finally, someone had the common sense to cash in AND solve a major
> problem. These folks deserve a medal!
