Some Funny Florida Man Shit

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

He's just a good ol boy that loves the wild life. <---- one word or two. Your choice. A couple dozen entries on his record.

Video: Florida Man Charged for Diving in Bass Pro Fish Tank

This article comes from the Bent Fishing Podcast’s “Fish News” segment, where hosts Joe Cermele and Miles Nolte go head-to-head to find and report the most interesting and amusing fishy stories across sources far and wide—from respected scientific journals to trashy tabloids. Rest easy, Florida...

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[BullGear]

Teach a man to fish.......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, I have sort of considered it...

So guess this is proof that one should not try. I'll scratch this off my bucket list.

Sirhr

 

[forrestgump01]

And the best part is he doesn't look near as ridiculous swimming in the tank as the customers do walking around with a mask on their face .

 

[UKDslayer]

At least he could swim.

 

[TheGerman]

When I was a teenager I worked in a mall. Jesus dealing with mall people is probably the worst thing I can think of now.

But anyways, they built a Bass Pro and throwing something into/jumping in the tank was like a monthly thing.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Having to throw in a lifejacket would have been epic

At least he could swim.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Just another attention whore. They're everywhere including here. Do stupid shit to get people to notice. They lack attention so any attention is appreciated. They were the annoying fucks in class who couldn't seem to help themselves.

 

[lash]

I kinda like that kid. He’s not real smart, but most of his “infractions” are bullshit restrictions anyway.

Just another attention whore. They're everywhere including here. Do stupid shit to get people to notice. They lack attention so any attention is appreciated. They were the annoying fucks in class who couldn't seem to help themselves.

I know, right? Kinda like guys who post to a lot of titty pics in the motivational thread for the likes and upvotes.

 

[Strykervet]

Oh the horror! So glad they got him, FL must sleep much better at night now.

 

[theLBC]

bet he won't try it at shark pro.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

I kinda like that kid. He’s not real smart, but most of his “infractions” are bullshit restrictions anyway.



I know, right? Kinda like guys who post to a lot of titty pics in the motivational thread for the likes and upvotes.

If they're not appreciated, they wouldn't like them. But if it bother's you so much you can not go into the "Motivation Picture" thread.

Also, pretty sure the vast majority of the so called "titty pics" I post are PG rated.

And can I come over to your house and start creating havoc for you? I mean they're just bullshit restrictions and all.

 

[lash]

Lolol. Doesn’t bother me at all. I was only messing with you. Sheesh lighten up, Francis.

And yes, I obviously have no problem with your posts. Just pointing something out. It’s very easy to be judgmental. Why, it’s hard wired into our processors.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Just messing with you back.

 

[redneckbmxer24]

I’d much rather see people do dumb stuff like this over their need to be recognized than to do sinister shit. What will most likely be a $3K civil suit for the decontamination fees and a trespassing charge is a small price to pay if it’s really that important to you to have your name in a few news articles.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

He'll probably make a few thousand dollars from his Facebook/youtube/whatever social media. Enough to attract more people for his next stupid stunt.

 

[TexPatriot]

bet he won't try it at shark pro.

Thats kinda my thought, swap out the bass for piranha.