Spotify Rips Harry & Meghan as ‘Lazy’ and ‘F*cking Grifters’

[PatMiles]

Nolte: Spotify Rips Harry & Meghan as 'Lazy' and 'F*cking Grifters'

Spotify executives like Bill Simmons are ripping into Harry and Meghan as "lazy" and "f*cking grifters."

www.breitbart.com

The sycophantic media on Friday were all, “The HarryMeg and Spotify Mutually Agree to Part Ways,” which I LOL’d at. Today, Spotify is kicking these lazy, fucking grifters out the door by calling them “lazy, fucking grifters.”
Podcaster and Spotify executive Bill Simmons started things off on his own podcast, saying, “The Fucking Grifters–that’s the podcast we shoulda launched with them,” Simmons said. “I gotta get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try and help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories.”
Simmons added of Harry…

Shoot this guy to the sun. I’m so tired of this guy. What does he bring to the table? He just whines about shit and keeps giving interviews. Who gives a shit? Who cares about your life? You weren’t even the favorite son. … You live in fucking Montecito and you just sell documentaries and podcasts and nobody cares what you have to say about anything unless you talk about the royal family and you just complain about them.

Maybe Spotify should overpay me to be an executive because I could’ve told them all that before the company signed a $25 million contract with this despicable duo of crybaby family backstabbers. Honestly, only an overpaid Spotify executive, or overpaid Netflix executive, or Oprah Winfrey could be fooled by these two mercenary monsters. All they have to sell is what will harm their own family, their own flesh and blood. We all have family issues. I’m sure members of my family have issues with me — me being the black sheep and all — but it is truly beyond my comprehension to go public with family business. Much less turn it into an industry.
Allow me to put it this way… If someone is willing to publicly smear their own family and eager to do so while Grandma and Grandpa are obviously frail and not long for this world, what do you think such people are willing to do to YOU?
Duh.
According to the New York Post, one Spotify executive described the HarryMeg as “lazy.”
“Meghan and Harry are the outlier on all of this; I think they have come off as being lazy and difficult,” he said.
I think the other word he was looking for was “entitled.”
Spotify signs a $25 million contract with these two losers to deliver podcast content, and all they get in return is one 12-episode show where Meghan sits around with insanely rich and privileged women to whine about “stereotypes” and some sort of holiday special, which I’m sure was loaded with joy and gratitude.
At least Spotify was smart enough to add deliverables to the contract. According to numerous reports, the HarryMeg “will not be paid anything close to the full amount they could have earned under the deal.”
In better news, the HarryMeg might be going broke, not due to a lack of money, but due to their insane spending. Apparently, security alone costs them $2 million a year. Really, $2 million a year? Does anyone care enough about these two that $2 million in security is required, or is this just another vanity spend of self-importance?
I would love to see these two go broke and Meghan reduced to the only status she’s ever earned: that of a D-list celebrity on a cable show while Harry stays home emasculating himself wearing an apron in their Encino studio apartment where the only security is a chain on the door and an alcoholic named Melba who sits outside smoking Pall Malls all day complaining about the fluoride in the water.

 

[Jabberjaw]

A bimbo and a grown baby, Disney should run with that.

 

[acudaowner]

she would be kinda fuckable if you could stuff her mouth full of socks and tape it shut , but you know she sleeps running her mouth nonstop . oops time for a night terror .

 

[lonegunman762x51]

You know Megan's pussy smells like two landscapers just jizzed in it while they were still sweaty from mowing. Those guys didn't care because they knew some former prince was eating creme pie later.

That's the podcast for Onlyfans. "Hollywood Cum Sponge", possible title?

 

[pmclaine]

Who'd a thunk?

 

[Grim's Reapers]

This thread is dated and it still pisses me off. Those two goofs only occupation is sucking up some of the Planet's oxygen. I'm not British and therefore have no connection to their culture, royal pedigree and such. But it's plain to see to anyone across the globe that this couple deserve each other. Can you imagine the conversations they must have together? Probably sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher. A real think tank I'm sure. Regurgitating hatred and vitriol to each other over and over again. Spooling each other up for the next round of nonsensical worthless bullshit.

Like a couple of monkeys with an organ grinder and a tin cup jumping from person to person begging for attention. What a couple of worthless pieces of crap.

End of rant.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

Hank was more fun when he was a naked streaking Apache pilot that banged singers and models.

 

[Milf Dots]

This thread is dated and it still pisses me off. Those two goofs only occupation is sucking up some of the Planet's oxygen. I'm not British and therefore have no connection to their culture, royal pedigree and such. But it's plain to see to anyone across the globe that this couple deserve each other. Can you imagine the conversations they must have together? Probably sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher. A real think tank I'm sure. Regurgitating hatred and vitriol to each other over and over again. Spooling each other up for the next round of nonsensical worthless bullshit.

Like a couple of monkeys with an organ grinder and a tin cup jumping from person to person begging for attention. What a couple of worthless pieces of crap.

End of rant.

Rumor is her asshole is really pink- so there's maybe that going for her.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Nolte: Spotify Rips Harry & Meghan as 'Lazy' and 'F*cking Grifters'

Spotify executives like Bill Simmons are ripping into Harry and Meghan as "lazy" and "f*cking grifters."

www.breitbart.com

The sycophantic media on Friday were all, “The HarryMeg and Spotify Mutually Agree to Part Ways,” which I LOL’d at. Today, Spotify is kicking these lazy, fucking grifters out the door by calling them “lazy, fucking grifters.”
Podcaster and Spotify executive Bill Simmons started things off on his own podcast, saying, “The Fucking Grifters–that’s the podcast we shoulda launched with them,” Simmons said. “I gotta get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try and help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories.”
Simmons added of Harry…

Maybe Spotify should overpay me to be an executive because I could’ve told them all that before the company signed a $25 million contract with this despicable duo of crybaby family backstabbers. Honestly, only an overpaid Spotify executive, or overpaid Netflix executive, or Oprah Winfrey could be fooled by these two mercenary monsters. All they have to sell is what will harm their own family, their own flesh and blood. We all have family issues. I’m sure members of my family have issues with me — me being the black sheep and all — but it is truly beyond my comprehension to go public with family business. Much less turn it into an industry.
Allow me to put it this way… If someone is willing to publicly smear their own family and eager to do so while Grandma and Grandpa are obviously frail and not long for this world, what do you think such people are willing to do to YOU?
Duh.
According to the New York Post, one Spotify executive described the HarryMeg as “lazy.”
“Meghan and Harry are the outlier on all of this; I think they have come off as being lazy and difficult,” he said.
I think the other word he was looking for was “entitled.”
Spotify signs a $25 million contract with these two losers to deliver podcast content, and all they get in return is one 12-episode show where Meghan sits around with insanely rich and privileged women to whine about “stereotypes” and some sort of holiday special, which I’m sure was loaded with joy and gratitude.
At least Spotify was smart enough to add deliverables to the contract. According to numerous reports, the HarryMeg “will not be paid anything close to the full amount they could have earned under the deal.”
In better news, the HarryMeg might be going broke, not due to a lack of money, but due to their insane spending. Apparently, security alone costs them $2 million a year. Really, $2 million a year? Does anyone care enough about these two that $2 million in security is required, or is this just another vanity spend of self-importance?
I would love to see these two go broke and Meghan reduced to the only status she’s ever earned: that of a D-list celebrity on a cable show while Harry stays home emasculating himself wearing an apron in their Encino studio apartment where the only security is a chain on the door and an alcoholic named Melba who sits outside smoking Pall Malls all day complaining about the fluoride in the water.

John Nolte is one of the finest writers and best minds in Journalism today.

Biting and great way with words. Makes Art Buchwald look like Mr. Rogers!

Great article!