SS Squirrel, Polished Velcro Sneaker Survival Gear

[RNWRKNP]

I am normally a very private person but.....well, you guys are my brothers so I thought I would share. This is a very integral part of my kit for day to day operations. Just in case you happened to get that all important intel in a sealed envelope that you burn later delivered by that poser in shorts that drives a funny looking Jeep.......but he hasn’t fooled you? He wishes you didn’t know but I know that you know that he knows that you know? phew......that made me a little dizzy? I would would provide a link and do a review with a bunch of words I don’t understand on a subject I know nothing about but I have been sworn to secrecy.? Submitted for your approval....

 

[pmclaine]

I see knicks in the blade....you will never make it in the big game son.

 

[MtnCreek]

I need some badass tactical nail clippers. The China made shit from the grocery store just can't hang with my low speed - high drag lifestyle. Suggestions for Rambo approved nail clippers?

 

[RNWRKNP]

I see knicks in the blade....you will never make it in the big game son.

Open the sealed envelopes under the conditions I have and then you can judge amigo. Those nicks are badges of honor that few can say they have earned?

Opener was left behind by a previous PM, I was bored and couldn’t help myself when I realized what was on it?

 

[_Windrider_]

Did somebody say velcwo sneakers?

 

[FS1]

In DC that is the preferred letter opener for envelopes full of cash.

 

[RNWRKNP]

I need some badass tactical nail clippers. The China made shit from the grocery store just can't hang with my low speed - high drag lifestyle. Suggestions for Rambo approved nail clippers?

The Rambo approved nail clippers require an extensive 6 week training course with certification testing and qualification so sadly this was the best I could do under short notification?

 

[RNWRKNP]

Did somebody say velcwo sneakers?

Boldly and with reverence......yes sir???

 

[Bender]

I opened envelopes in an office with no AC and a burned out ballast in a fluorescent light.... I can still smell it... the light blinking..... the buzz and hum.... I hear it.....

Great..... it took forever in counseling to get over it...... I’m gunna need a paper shredder and 9 boxes of white-out...

 

[RNWRKNP]

I opened envelopes in an office with no AC and a burned out ballast in a fluorescent light.... I can still smell it... the light blinking..... the buzz and hum.... I hear it.....

Great..... it took forever in counseling to get over it...... I’m gunna need a paper shredder and 9 boxes of white-out...

Dude.......the ballast burnt out? White out is not....going......to help? An inverted horizontal stapler with the side discharge magazine with high capacity mag is the only way brother......it’s the only way?

 

[Spblademaker]

The razor I use to shave my balls is made by K-Bar.

 

[pmclaine]

The razor I use to shave my balls is made by K-Bar.

Only girls use sharp instruments to shave.

Dry and a dull blade is the way of the warrior.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Spblademaker]

Only girls use sharp instruments to shave.

Dry and a dull blade is the way of the warrior.

My cock’s a warrior. My balls just hang around with it.

 

[EddieNFL]

I see knicks in the blade....you will never make it in the big game son.

And it's not ACU...or even tactical black.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I need some badass tactical nail clippers. The China made shit from the grocery store just can't hang with my low speed - high drag lifestyle. Suggestions for Rambo approved nail clippers?

Man I gotta use that . That should be a friggin T shirt . Low Speed High Drag .
Just thaink maybe even Low Speed Gear .