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The only place where they fuck more than a retirement home is a tard farm.....and there aren't many of those left as far as I know.
They had retards as janitors at a Air Force base I was stationed at in the late 80's and early 90's. Without warning they would whip out their dicks and start jerking at very odd times. You had to be careful or they might nut on you as you walked by. One day I was pulling into the dental clinic parking lot for my cleaning and there was a retard face fucking another retard against the wall next to the front door to the dental clinic.
It was a 50/50 shot it was face fucking a girl, broad daylight, people just glanced over and kept on walking. As I am opening the front door, the retard launches a horse sized load into the other ones mouth. Its gagging on jizz, lots of jizz, jizz bounces off the girl like tard and ricochets onto the glass on the door. Its like someone is slinging melted ice cream. As I'm checking in, I point out the problem by the door. A LTC walks up at that moment and says, " Jesus Christ, these two AGAIN!!!" and gets on the phone to the tard wrangler and screams about this. He wants them fucking gone, third time today, blah, blah.
So, I head back for my appointment I get an earful about the shit that's going on since this brilliant idea kicked off four months ago. Between the shitting on the floors and choking their dicks he was going insane trying to run a medical building.
Those fucking retards might never figure out 2+2=4 but they can lie like felons and fuck like rutting animals. Which explains why we have so many Democrats.
It was a 50/50 shot it was face fucking a girl, broad daylight, people just glanced over and kept on walking. As I am opening the front door, the retard launches a horse sized load into the other ones mouth. Its gagging on jizz, lots of jizz, jizz bounces off the girl like tard and ricochets onto the glass on the door. Its like someone is slinging melted ice cream. As I'm checking in, I point out the problem by the door. A LTC walks up at that moment and says, " Jesus Christ, these two AGAIN!!!" and gets on the phone to the tard wrangler and screams about this. He wants them fucking gone, third time today, blah, blah.
So, I head back for my appointment I get an earful about the shit that's going on since this brilliant idea kicked off four months ago. Between the shitting on the floors and choking their dicks he was going insane trying to run a medical building.
Those fucking retards might never figure out 2+2=4 but they can lie like felons and fuck like rutting animals. Which explains why we have so many Democrats.
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I only read the title but thats just gross.
Any p*ssy over 50 over is already gross but if it's a cooty factory...
My next dog I'm going to train to sniff that shit out and alert on it, like a drug K-9.
Any p*ssy over 50 over is already gross but if it's a cooty factory...
My next dog I'm going to train to sniff that shit out and alert on it, like a drug K-9.
I only read the title but thats just gross.
Any p*ssy over 50 over is already gross but if it's a cooty factory...
My next dog I'm going to train to sniff that shit out and alert on it, like a drug K-9.
One day in the very near future, pussy over 50 is going to be your only option. Then it will be perfect. hahahahahaha
Might be an option when I'm over 80 and forget what I was there for, but, that's a ways off, till then, not gonna happen.
Then they will all be decided on a case by case basis.
I went to my last high school reunion. Lets just say I'm glad I didn't marry my high school sweetheart.
That there is scary stuff. I went to my 40th couple or so years ago and was like, WTF.
Them folks is OLD.
Yeah, it was like visiting a retirement home.
I should have asked how many had STDs.
some of you guys.....rotfl.
some of the most beautiful women i have seen are over 50. some of the best fucking to be had as well.
there ARE some serious train wrecks and the majority have slide downhill hard by that point, but there are a handful that are fucking epic.
but yall go right on ahead and thumb your nose at it.
some of the most beautiful women i have seen are over 50. some of the best fucking to be had as well.
there ARE some serious train wrecks and the majority have slide downhill hard by that point, but there are a handful that are fucking epic.
but yall go right on ahead and thumb your nose at it.
Word.some of you guys.....rotfl.
some of the most beautiful women i have seen are over 50. some of the best fucking to be had as well.
there ARE some serious train wrecks and the majority have slide downhill hard by that point, but there are a handful that are fucking epic.
but yall go right on ahead and thumb your nose at it.
I've seen a smoke show north of 50.
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Yeah, I've known a few. One was incredible in the sak, still had a round ass, toned legs and tight skin. And insatiable.some of you guys.....rotfl.
some of the most beautiful women i have seen are over 50. some of the best fucking to be had as well.
there ARE some serious train wrecks and the majority have slide downhill hard by that point, but there are a handful that are fucking epic.
but yall go right on ahead and thumb your nose at it.
i played in several bridge tourneys in the villages (and sarasota). no one here would believe the # of exceptionally good looking women there aged 50s-70. yes, a bunch of surgery,salon work,expensive cosmetics,expensive well done clothes,plus big financial resources. but the results were most impressive and for real after all. nothing really different than the 100s of fake perfect women posted on here. most of which are AI,plastic or heavily shopped.
When their ass goes flat and their thighs start getting creases and loose skin where there was once muscle, thats going to be a problem.
If I'm working my way up her neck and hit turkey waddle, thats it, she won't be getting my seed.
If I'm working my way up her neck and hit turkey waddle, thats it, she won't be getting my seed.
Damn it, you stole that from me. Last year I went my 40th high school reunion and there were a lot of old people there.
Here's some more visual for ya.
Shaved cooter over 50.
Because with all that work it takes for them to look young and "feel" young, they think a shaved cooter gets them there.
No thanks.
You must be the man. Guys who bitch about age are virgins. Seriously. Virgin. Go jack off like you always do.
Trust me, the hot young 20 something with perky buttocks that have their own twin independent suspension and smooth skin will not want to have anything to do with your 50-something paunch, and your weak pee pee that needs pills, etcetera, to get working. Not unless you have a corvette, but even then, your body is going to physically fail you.
Actually, real love is where it is at. When I met my wife, she was still in her prime. 5' 5 1/2", 36C-24-34 and, to quote the song "Brick House," "What a winning hand."
Now, she has OA and RA and curvature of the spine. Constant medication to fight the seizures from demyelination but her personality and most abilities are intact. And I structure my day around her, even though we are not having physical relations. And I feel blessed and fortunate to do so.
So, if I have rained on the parade, oopsies.
Actually, real love is where it is at. When I met my wife, she was still in her prime. 5' 5 1/2", 36C-24-34 and, to quote the song "Brick House," "What a winning hand."
Now, she has OA and RA and curvature of the spine. Constant medication to fight the seizures from demyelination but her personality and most abilities are intact. And I structure my day around her, even though we are not having physical relations. And I feel blessed and fortunate to do so.
So, if I have rained on the parade, oopsies.
Having done a few smoke shows that were in their 50s when I was in my early 20s I will attest that they are still hot, and tried harder than I did...
...but those kegel muscles just don't stand the test of time. The true benefit was not having to pay for dinner or a night out on the town - not the sex afterwards. Actually, now that I remember some of it, I appreciated not having to worry about them getting pregnant either.
Mam am I glad I got past that part of my life. But when I was a starving young NCO, it was fantastic to have nice places to crash and plenty of food on the weekends.
...but those kegel muscles just don't stand the test of time. The true benefit was not having to pay for dinner or a night out on the town - not the sex afterwards. Actually, now that I remember some of it, I appreciated not having to worry about them getting pregnant either.
Mam am I glad I got past that part of my life. But when I was a starving young NCO, it was fantastic to have nice places to crash and plenty of food on the weekends.
No rain man. Been married 10 years to my wife, and wish I would have met her first (or beforeany of my foolish shit). When you meet the right one, it changes your perspective on a lot of things.
You sure are hung up on other men jacking it. That must always be on your mind.
And stay out of the nursing homes, pervert.
Years ago I dated a rather hot psychiatric therapist who worked at a 'tard farm' otherwise known as Lanterman state hospital.
All the employees of course called it 'Later man'.
They were collectively very impressive on using colloquialisms for most anything within sight.
Electroshock therapy was known to them as 'Edison Medicine'.
I would pick her up from work quite often and some of the things I saw, or stories I could tell....
I mean.....FUCK!
Eye and mind bleach is not enough.
Wonder if anyone has had dentures come out of grandma's mouth during oral. Might require an extra blue pill to finish after that.
The cognitive ones take the dentures out first.
Not gonna lie, I opened this thread expecting to read all about a pigeon coop in WY.
Been to any concerts of bands from the 60's or 70's lately?
Nope. Never was a concert person. Long story.Been to any concerts of bands from the 60's or 70's lately?
BFC must be on vacation and the rest of ya are so freaked out by the thought of an older women that you missed it
A couple years ago they busted a golf cart chop shop in a retirement community.
Youre gonna need a late model Porsche, at least one Rolex and a $6k per month slush fund (adjusted for inflation.)I only read the title but thats just gross.
Any p*ssy over 50 over is already gross but if it's a cooty factory...
My next dog I'm going to train to sniff that shit out and alert on it, like a drug K-9.
Better start saving now!
Balding, white haired old men hold Corvette and Porsche rallies out here and they all come equipped with their 35 yr. old "secretaries" sitting in the passenger seats.
Every Friday Howie Car who is a conservative talk radio host in New England (probably Florida these days too) does police stories and there is always at least two from the Villages in the top 5 stories.
They had a small train that ran on a track around the grounds at the Austin State School for residents to ride on called the "Loco"motive.
@Bender when you get sick of the cold and want to come back, we got a nice spot for you in the Villages.
Just say when
Just say when
